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clockworkcanary
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« on: March 10, 2008, 08:39:53 AM »


I believe the GOP will be quite operational when your friends arrive!
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« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2008, 10:24:08 AM »

Why couldn't I have just been in a "Saturday Night Live" sketch, like everyone else?!
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« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2008, 03:18:38 PM »


There's Hillary's house - you know what to do, Lord Vader....
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clockworkcanary
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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2008, 03:37:19 PM »

Another one I found that's kinda amusing:


Now young New York Times reporter, you will pay for your lack of vision!
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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2008, 11:21:14 PM »

I never slept with that lobbyist -- I fried her!

OR

With the discovery that he could shoot millions of volts of electricity from his palms just by becoming excited,

McEmperor became able to power 27% of American homes and businesses just by m@$turb@t!^g!
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« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2008, 09:13:47 AM »


Emperor:  "Well, you have to consider the budget.  I mean, how many planets do we really need to blow up?"
Darth:  "I want a Death Star."
Emperor:  "Oh, all right, don't get your panties in a bunch."
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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2008, 10:39:46 AM »


McEmperor: "soon the rebellion will be crushed and Lieberman will be one of us...go out to the command ship and await my oder!"
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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2008, 10:55:30 AM »


First Obama, then Hillary, then broadway!
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