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« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2008, 06:01:33 AM »

 BounceGiggle

Someone told me that the waiter that is supposedly asking Val Kilmer if he's ready to order, is actually telling him in Yiddish to "go take a s**t in the ocean".  TeddyR

My favourite part:

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Val Kilmer (sees a bottle) "Do you mind if I have a swig of this?"
Chocolate Mousse: "Go right ahead."
VK: [spits in disgust] "What the hell is this stuff?"
CM: [laughs] "Gasoline!"  Drink
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« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2008, 08:48:39 AM »

"LATRINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yes, I know, I said it before.  But I grin every time I think of  it!
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« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2008, 09:57:59 PM »

My favourite part:

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Val Kilmer (sees a bottle) "Do you mind if I have a swig of this?"
Chocolate Mousse: "Go right ahead."
VK: [spits in disgust] "What the hell is this stuff?"
CM: [laughs] "Gasoline!"  Drink
Love that, and love the movie as a whole.

"Things change...feelings change...hairstyles change...interest rates fluctuate...."   TeddyR
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« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2008, 12:49:02 PM »

Two of my favorite gags that haven't been mentioned yet:

The German cycles that winnie and "gallop" off during one of Val Kilmer's escapes.

The scene where the guy is shot on the train platform because he had a package full of doggie treats. That one gets me every time. Wish I could find a clip of either of these.

And you just gotta love SKEET SURFIN'!

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« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2008, 11:07:38 PM »

"We'll hve fun with our gun till Daddy takes the ammo away . . . "


CLASSIC!!!


I'm trying to imagine what "Your skeetin' heart" would sound like!
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