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Jesus H. Chelios!

« on: March 19, 2008, 01:16:57 PM »

I wanted to do something special for the big 1-0-0-0, so here's a cap from my new review for Evil Brain From Outer SpaceTeddyR

"Animal Control? It's Dr. Kurakawa again. Yeah, I'm sorry, but this is my 5th call to you guys today and nobody has come out yet to get this damn thing off my shoulder!"


"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge
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We're all just victims of circumstance

« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2008, 01:58:25 PM »

Congrats! Anubis

And you thought Trek isn't cool.
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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2008, 11:42:21 AM »

Yeah, mom...Yeah, I like the birthday present, but when it poops on my sholder, its black! Yes it shows, Have you seen my new coat?...

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2008, 01:54:20 PM »

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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2008, 03:12:16 PM »

Hello, Macy's?  What DO you get a Wookiee for Christmas
when he already has a comb?  I'm stumped and he's...riiiiight...

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