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« on: March 20, 2008, 03:24:58 PM »

Shatner runs like hell
Dodging spiders left and right
Just step on them, Bill
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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2008, 06:28:15 PM »

Spider runs for plane.
Misses his flight to eat pilot.
Luckey little bug!
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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2008, 08:30:52 PM »

god i hate this movie
i couldnt even watch the whole thing
it was so boring
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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2011, 12:54:03 PM »

Shatner, being Bill
Spiders killing citizens
Woody Strode gets killed.
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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2011, 01:19:13 PM »

Help me Spock
Earth vs the spiders
Hes dead Jim.

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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2011, 01:26:16 PM »

god i hate this movie
i couldnt even watch the whole thing
it was so boring
The post above me
is not really a haiku
he should know better
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