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« on: March 22, 2008, 10:36:45 PM »

I took a little roadtrip with my family this week for spring break, and saw this sign in front of an pawn shop in Mena, AR.  What would you label it?

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« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2008, 06:15:06 AM »

Did this store possibly sit infront of a crack alley?  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2008, 06:18:57 AM »

Well I've found where I'm buying my next anniversary gift. 
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« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2008, 07:18:21 AM »

Ask about our bridal registry
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« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2008, 08:10:27 AM »

I buy titanium hip replacements.
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« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2008, 08:57:45 AM »

Chainsaws, lawnmowers, knives, AND scissors sharpened here?! I know where I'm going next time I've got a summer camp full of sexy teens to kill!... or just when the next zombie apocalypse finally happens.
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« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2008, 09:03:33 AM »

Taxidermist on site. I'll mount all of your pets and family members for half the price of those fancy taxidermists over at Cousin Zeke's Stuffin' Hole!
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« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2008, 09:26:05 AM »

Check out our Sunday circular in your local paper for more super deals. 

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I wonder where the entrance is to the store? 


*side note, karma to you Indiana for posting this pic.  I keeps getting funnier more I look at it. 
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« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2008, 11:42:15 AM »

Does anyone else see "ALL YOUR BASE" on that sign? Maybe it's just me...
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« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2008, 03:01:48 PM »

The one that makes me laugh is Mary and Bobby, apparently being humiliated for bouncing a cheque.
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« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2008, 04:02:58 PM »

"We accept food stamps for liquor" 
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« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2008, 07:57:24 PM »



Several come to mind:

Rest assured, Tom Arnold's new business is going quite well.

That's right - I buys dem gold teeth, so open yer damn mouth, boy!

Unfortunately, the blog they have for rent is at "cheaparkansascrap.com".

Can you engrave these dog tags for my wife?  It's her birthday.

The outside isn't much, but just wait until you see the collection of antique Nascar Coors cans inside!

Antique mall?  Oh good; I was hoping to get a nice Queen Anne chair...can I pay you in my grandma's gold incisors?
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« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2008, 07:21:45 PM »

The Warhammer Orks couldn't spell the sign correctly, so they took the pawn shop owner hostage and made him post the sign for them.
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« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2008, 09:41:38 PM »

He buys silver & gold, huh? Anyone else think "Dan" might be an alias for... YUKON CORNELIUS?! Infamous claim jumper and wanted for the mutilation and unlawful capture of an endangered species!  Buggedout
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« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2008, 10:23:31 PM »

At least, it's not near the "Ho-Made Fudge" sign...
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