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Mr. DS
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« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2008, 05:06:28 PM »





No Credit?  Bad Credit?  Haven't got a job?  You best be gettin' da f*ck outta here...

OR

No Shoes, No Shirt, Well Come On In!
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The fate of the last door to door salesmen


« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2008, 11:56:39 PM »

Also featuring:
 Bill Zeke's Barbershop and Mullet Stylist
or:
Will except moonshine or whiskey as payment!
 
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« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2008, 05:38:22 AM »

We also have a large stock of aluminum foil, lithium batteries, sudafed, and all your other recreational needs...
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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.


« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2008, 12:51:15 PM »

You want what?! Tofu?...Hmmm - will chopped groundhog doo?
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2008, 12:59:23 PM »

I'm trying to figure out how you'd go about buying Wal-Mart.
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« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2008, 01:21:31 PM »

"Please Do Not Ask for Credit As A Blast From A Shotgun May Offend"
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« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2008, 11:34:01 PM »

Be sure to ask about the two-headed snake in the tank.  It's over by the jackalope skull collection.


Dan, proprietor of Dan's Cash n Pawn...A Zagats "Must-See" 2 years in a row.
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« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2008, 07:36:10 PM »

Be sure to ask about the two-headed snake in the tank.  It's over by the jackalope skull collection.


Dan, proprietor of Dan's Cash n Pawn...A Zagats "Must-See" 2 years in a row.


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Karma for that picture. Bet I know who he sharpens the chainsaws, knives, lawnmowers and scissors for.
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« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2008, 08:38:04 PM »




Now Under New Management!

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Spend $50.00 And Get A Free Pistol!


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Pathetic Earthlings


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« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2008, 12:16:04 AM »



Three letters come to mind ... PWT
So if they but gold teeth, do they take them out too, could explain a lot.
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« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2008, 12:03:49 PM »

"I buy wallmart?????????"
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« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2008, 05:59:16 AM »

"Ebay . . . the early years . . ."
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« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2008, 06:24:34 AM »

No cash, no credit, no problem.  We accept teeth, car parts, and your first daughter as a payment.

Buy 1 lb of Gold, get a pound of free. 

Half price ammo on Wednesdays.
 
Got a deer, raccoon, rat, or some other non domestic animal?  Get it butchered here for free.

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« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2008, 10:36:35 PM »

And they sell everything in bulk...because everyone that shows up is driving a pickup!

or

Isn't it interesting how he conserves his letters in "Bldg 4 rent" but spells out a big ol' word like counterfeit?! And I wonder how many times a day he has to tell his patrons, "It means fake."
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« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2008, 06:45:26 AM »


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