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« on: March 23, 2008, 02:33:55 PM »

Aim jir to qick us an chew babel gum... bat yur saif for a guail.

Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2008, 08:00:13 PM »

Dolph, honey; just because the counter-person says that shade of
lipstick is "in", doesn't mean it's right for your skin pigment.

TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2008, 05:07:36 PM »

"let Me show you how Real men French inhail"
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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2008, 07:20:20 PM »

Yeah he looks manly if you start at his chest and work your way up to his head.
When you hit the hair though, it's insanely hard to keep taking him seriously.
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« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2008, 09:35:18 PM »

The Soviets sent their best man to challenge the Gum Fighter.

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« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2008, 06:03:01 AM »

I must break you... oh wait wrong film.
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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.

« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2008, 01:39:54 AM »

Dolph tries out his new method of stress relief.

Things could be worse; you could be twins.
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The fate of the last door to door salesmen

« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2008, 02:03:43 AM »

This poor sap had his bubble busted when he realised that he didn't bring enough for everyone.
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Malcolm, get me my hypo-gun - quickly!

« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2008, 11:37:57 AM »

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of ....... oh wait.. found some bubblegum."

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2008, 11:57:43 PM »

Saved By the Bell's Zac on 'roids.


In addition to writing and producing Red Scorpion, Jack Abramoff also negotiated the Big Red product placement deal for the film.

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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