ATTENTION, ATTENTION! THIS MESSAGE WILL NOT BE REPEATED!
ATTENTION, ATTENTION! THIS MESSAGE WILL NOT BE REPEATED!
APRIL 19TH, 2008 RUNNING FROM 7 p.m. UNTIL WE HAVE FINISHED THE JOB!
THE ALAN SMITHEE AWARDS FOR BAD MOVIES WILL BE HELD IN THE GROUND-FLOOR AUDITORIUM IN THE CHEMISTRY BUILDING ON N. UNIVERSITY IN ANN ARBOR, ON THE MAIN CAMPUS OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN, WHERE YOU'D THINK PEOPLE WOULD KNOW BETTER. AUDIENCE PARTICIPATES IN VOTING ON FILM CLIPS IN CATEGORIES LIKE WORST PREMISE, WORST ACTING, MOST GRATUITOUS SEX SCENE, WORST DIALOGUE, LOUSIEST ENDING AND OF COURSE STUPIDEST-LOOKING MONSTER. SNACKS ARE PROVIDED OR, IF YOU PREFER TO LIVE THROUGH THE EVENING, YOU CAN BRING YOUR OWN. GUARANTEED TO SEND YOU HOIME WITH A LONG LIST OF HORRID FILMS YOU WILL DIE TRYING TO OWN.
NO CHARGE TO ATTEND!!!
THERE ARE DOOR PRIZES TOO.
THIS IS NOT FOR THE KIDDIES; GET A SITTER.
ATTENTION, ATTENTION! THIS MESSAGE WILL NOT BE REPEATED!
ATTENTION, ATTENTION! THIS MESSAGE WILL NOT BE REPEATED!