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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« on: March 27, 2008, 01:32:47 PM »

Bluesad
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...


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« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2008, 03:11:37 PM »


What the...I'm devolving down there!
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2008, 03:13:09 PM »

"HEY AL, hang in there its going to be a bit.  The rescue crew said something about the ladder not supporting your weight."
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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2008, 05:23:56 PM »

Isla Nublar's big hope in the pool for Beijing 2008 is in intensive training.
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The fate of the last door to door salesmen


« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2008, 12:58:20 AM »

Damn stubby arms! If I had longer ones i would have caugtht the tasty morsel when it scampered up the ladder! Damn! Damn! Damn!
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« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2008, 09:05:07 AM »

How am I supposed to climb this thing? My arms are too short and my head's too big!
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« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2008, 10:40:02 AM »

Leaving the world's most ill-located psychic ever, Jim made his way out of the stifling tunnel and began ascending the treacherous chain ladder, wondering to himself if the gypsy woman's pronouncement to "Beware of T-Rex!" was a euphemism of some sort.
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« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2008, 04:31:35 PM »

Who does dino-depression hurt?

Everyone.
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« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2008, 07:33:45 PM »

"WHY ARENT YOU CHASING THE BOY?!"
"I have a big head and little arms........"
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« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2008, 05:42:06 PM »

Oh, @#$%! Nobody move...lost a contact. @#$%, why does this always happen during the most important scenes?
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« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2008, 06:15:26 PM »

Timmy Rex never lived down the disappointment of flunking 3rd grade P.E. because he couldn't scale a ladder . . . . so he ate his teacher.
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« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2008, 09:28:52 AM »

:Head butting the rope ladder did not jive Rex the itch relief he so badly needed.:
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