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« on: March 28, 2008, 12:08:12 AM »

And for all those Warrior Princess fans out there:


XENA - "Okay, is this the watusi?...no, wait; it's the frug.  Damn...."
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« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2008, 02:52:42 AM »

"Walk Like an Eygptian..."
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« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2008, 09:07:57 AM »

OK, the picture's clear. No, now it's snowy again. Move your arm a little.
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« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2008, 07:35:17 PM »

Xena and Gabby try to sneak onto the remake of Michael Jackson's Thriller.
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« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2008, 10:34:24 PM »

I shall defeat you with the deadliest of all martial arts: MONKEY STYLE!!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2008, 10:30:48 AM »

Gabby came to the sad realization that Xena really had no clue how to attract men. 
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« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2008, 11:23:06 AM »

Y M C A
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« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2008, 06:41:05 PM »

"OO EE, OO AH AH, TING TANG, WALLA WALLA BING BANG"
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« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2008, 05:47:36 PM »

90% of the time, Xena and Gabrielle lost love interests to destiny or an untimely demise, usually at the hands of Callisto or Ares. The other 10% of the time they did stuff like this.
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« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2008, 07:20:17 AM »

Sweet fancy Moses!
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« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2008, 12:40:28 PM »



"Boom Shockalocka! Boom Shockalocka! Boom Shockalocka! Boom! Boom!"

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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2008, 11:37:59 PM »

Lesbian LARPers!  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2008, 11:41:04 PM »

Gabrielle and Xena's version of foreplay. Kinda sad really.
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« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2010, 11:37:45 PM »



Xena: Hey, knock that off or I'll stick this sword where the sun don't shine!
Gabrielle: And where might that be?
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