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Neville
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« on: March 28, 2008, 06:09:20 PM »



(Sings)

Whats love got to do got to do with it
Whats love but a second emotion
Whats love got to do got to do with it
Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken
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« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2008, 07:34:32 PM »

(sings)
Yoooooooou're so vain.
You probably think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't You?
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2008, 10:33:05 AM »

"I'm urinating right now for all of you who may not know."
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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2008, 01:24:38 PM »

Alright, guys, alternate caption:



I'm rewatching some old episodes of "Miami Vice", and the fashion never cease to amaze me. Couldn't think of anything to match Jon Polito's looks in this caption, so it's up to you this time.
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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2008, 03:41:32 PM »

Oboy!  TWO pics!!


Sonny knew undercover work would be rough, but the very thought of having to pose
as Dom Deluise's masseur for this drug sting made him feel...for the first time...queasy.

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Fortunately for all involved, they reshot the music video with Michael Jackson in the
lead and thus "Thriller" became a major hit.
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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2008, 05:36:14 PM »


"I shall leave you marooned for all eternity in the centre of a dead planet"


Wow, Brutus Beefcake really let himself go
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« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2008, 12:46:11 PM »



I burned my fingers cooking earlier today, that's why I have bandages on them.
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« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2008, 10:40:14 PM »

First image: Few people knew of Sonny Crockett the sensitive poet.

Second image: You tell those jerks from What Not to Wear to bring it on!!!
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« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2008, 06:07:05 AM »

Second Image: Sadly crime and fashion are two things that do no go together very well.

Can't think of anything for the first image.
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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2008, 07:56:36 AM »


The nickel plated revolver might clash with the gold cross, but bullets still come out the end.  So shut the hell up.
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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2008, 08:07:34 AM »

First image: Few people knew of Sonny Crockett the sensitive poet.


LOL Karma!
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« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2008, 01:43:30 PM »

"So, Does this gun really go with this outfit?"
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« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2008, 09:33:13 AM »

Alright, guys, alternate caption:



What 'Queer eye for the strait guy' fears most. A disgrunteled contestant..
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