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« on: March 29, 2008, 06:00:54 AM »

Seems like ol' Ronald has fallen on hard times.
Create a funny caption for this picture

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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2008, 08:00:22 AM »

It was at that moment when Sally and her sons knew it: we really ARE in a recession! Poor Ronald discovered those golden arches weren't actually made of gold. Never base your retirement plan around your company's nickname...
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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2008, 10:28:49 AM »

The Burger King finally succeeds in banishing his court jester. 
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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2008, 11:27:30 AM »

Ronald caught on tape gathering the "secret" ingredients for his "special sauce".
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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2008, 03:34:50 PM »


It was soon after this picture was made public that Ronald McDonald
admitted himself into rehab for freebasing the special sauce.
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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2008, 06:46:54 PM »

The environmentalists and the health food people actually convinced kids to eat fresh local food. Nobody saw that coming, least of all Ronald.
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« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2008, 09:37:15 PM »



Willard Scott... The Hobo Years

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« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2008, 09:47:26 PM »

"Yeah, yeah, take a good look. Ungrateful bastards. I'll make you all pay."
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« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2008, 11:26:17 PM »

This is what will happen now that Happy meals have milk and apples in them.
That free toy just aint enough anymore.
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« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2008, 04:40:46 AM »

Ronald McDonald the McBum.
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« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2008, 12:18:52 AM »

A career downturn finally caught up with Carrot Top.
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« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2008, 10:54:07 AM »

Herb, the friendly neighborhood panhandler, seemed unconcerned about the effects of the Were-BigMac bite he got the night before.
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« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2008, 01:06:13 PM »

Ronald McDonald at this point in his life, decided he didn't care anymore and if was female would have become a bag woman.
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« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2008, 05:52:07 PM »


  Ronald became bitter about the corperate buyout, and spent his last years in a drunken haze.

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« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2008, 06:52:45 PM »

"Hey kids...yea, you guys! I don't have candy, but I have a variety of stolen department store items! And there's plenty more in that unmarked van over there."

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Ron was never the same after the death of The Grimace via heart attack.
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