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Mortal Envelope
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« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2007, 05:58:02 PM »

Medusa: "can you get that spotlight out of my eyes please?  thanks!"
Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2007, 03:36:03 PM »

Lynn Cheney's always been an easy target for me (not a fan), I had to avoid making a joke about her book Sisters. Thanks for taking the joke in the spirit of fun it was meant.

Back to the jokes:

Lindsey Lohan in 2017.

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!

« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2007, 12:41:07 PM »

"Good work, Osama. Here's the first of the seventy-two."
"Uh, is it too late to change religions?"
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« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2008, 06:42:03 PM »

Tonight on The Factor, right after talking points, Anne Coulter.

                     ...and later

we talk with Michele Malkin.


That's my driver's license picture....I hate that picture!"
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« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2008, 07:59:12 PM »

Hillary Clinton : First lady, Senator, and spokes model for Larry's Reptile farm and house of spackle.

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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Oh the humanity!

« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2008, 09:09:39 PM »

Can somebody please explain to me why giant scorpions didn't start sprouting up after my head was cut off but only when I was stabbed in the head? I still can't figure that out. It's kinda weird. Really.

"Hey that's great, but who're the Chefs?"
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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.

« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2008, 02:43:05 PM »

The zombie version of Sarah Jessica Parker

Things could be worse; you could be twins.
I am APOCALYPSE, mutant! And.. um.. well hello there!
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Howdy sugah!

« Reply #22 on: November 10, 2009, 03:52:37 AM »

Okay, you've had 3 shots of Wild Turkey, a fifth of Crown Royal, a Scotch and 4 beers.  DO I LOOK ATTRACTIVE YET???
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Photobucket sucks.  Pass it on.
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Just give me hairspray and I can rule the world!

« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2009, 05:02:24 AM »

Remember Medusa from Clash of the Titans?
Here she is in all of her glorious ugliness!

"This is what happens when you smoke too many cigarettes." caught me before putting on makeup!  thanks, how am I going to live this down?

"What about the American Dream?"
"It came true!  You're looking at it!"
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