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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« on: March 30, 2008, 08:37:09 PM »

From my review of The Reptile;

"You need to tell your grandfather that these swinger parties have gotten a bit too wild."

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2008, 09:58:10 PM »

I guess those Twinkies were past their expiration date, after all.

TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2008, 10:36:58 PM »

So you think we really need to put Grandpa Cujo down?

I bent my wookie!
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« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2008, 07:54:42 AM »

"I know it's harsh, but he's got to stop using those naughty words"

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Joe the Destroyer
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2008, 10:38:06 AM »

And here we see the rabid hobo in its natural habitat...
Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2008, 11:10:09 PM »

"Honey, why did you invite George Hamilton into our home and then brush his teeth?"

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2008, 09:30:16 AM »

Thats it. No more crispy cream vanilla filleds for grampa.

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« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2008, 11:19:40 PM »


That's my driver's license picture....I hate that picture!"
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