I am not...nor have I ever been, a member of the communist party....but I'll consider it if they serve food and free drinks and have dancing topless girls. My wife calls me a sawed off little basterd quite often. And I think that there are way too many people -of ALL races....the ratio of people to Bigfeet (?) and other non-human enities is outrageous...more Mothmen and chupacabras need to be bussed in to the more populated areas.
The communist dancing girls:
Be careful what you wish for, my friend.