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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« on: April 06, 2008, 05:21:52 PM »

Hel-loooo ladies!

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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2008, 06:39:50 AM »

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2008, 11:47:12 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2008, 04:03:29 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2008, 12:15:58 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2008, 10:22:38 PM »

When I clicked  on this thread, I thought that it might be this pic that was being used from Hercules in New York:


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« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2008, 10:26:03 PM »

Irma, he's no Steve Reeves...


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« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2008, 06:56:34 PM »

Irma, "My son Abner had a tumor like that on his arm, dang near killed him."
Arnold, "It's not a toomah!!!"

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« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2009, 04:09:12 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2009, 05:36:06 PM »

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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2009, 01:06:26 AM »

Ok, Agnes.  You hit him over the head with the purse.  Then we'll take him back to your place.  I trust this time you remembered to get some condoms?

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« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2009, 12:02:41 AM »

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« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2009, 06:53:11 PM »

"Oh yeah, my husband Marty's knee swells up like that too when there's a storm on the horizon."
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2009, 10:18:18 AM »

und ladeez, thees eez how i will sqveeze undt pump zee economy into submission as your guvahnator

mit a little flexing, Kah Lee Fuh Nya vill right itself !
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