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« on: April 08, 2008, 08:26:38 AM »

Karma to who guesses film and who makes a good funny caption.

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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2008, 08:27:36 AM »

I TOLD you to keep an eye out for me!!!!



(Sorry, but that one had to be said!)
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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2008, 09:32:46 AM »

From Beyond

and my caption: "Uhm, which country did you say you're the '2007 Make-Out Champion' of again?"
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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2008, 11:03:59 AM »

Dr. Eva Krankheit's attempt to lobotomize a dangerous mental patient took a fateful turn when she accidentally stimulated his neural "love nest."
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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2008, 12:01:04 PM »

"I don't mean to tell you how to do your job Jim, but I'm pretty sure this isn't the proper way to perform CPR!"
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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2008, 02:28:47 PM »

Eye candy!
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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2008, 02:35:14 PM »

Eye candy!

That was cornier than mine!  Karma!!
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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2008, 08:23:10 PM »

General Hospital sure has gotten violent over the years. 
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Malcolm, get me my hypo-gun - quickly!


« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2008, 09:53:30 PM »

H.M.O...nuff said

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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2008, 11:59:40 PM »


French kissing was, sadly, never Stanley's forté, especially after the lobotomy.
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« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2008, 08:06:47 PM »

From the legendary Denis Leary:
"THIS GUY'S HEAD WOULD MAKE AN EXCELLENT BONG!"
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« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2008, 10:17:10 PM »

The patient felt it was necessary to remove his doctor's cataract with a more homeopathic solution than surgery. 
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« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2008, 07:40:44 PM »

From the Red Cross First Aid Manual:

Fig. 172b - When encountering an embedded object in the eye, do not attempt to remove it.
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« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2008, 10:21:22 PM »

Just one of the reasons they never released the sequel to Young Doctors In Love.

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Andy Dick is out of the hospital and on the make again......
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« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2008, 05:27:51 AM »

"Okay, we have paranoid delusions, hair loss, a protruding pineal gland, and now eye sucking. Any ideas? Oh hell, I need a vicodin."
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