redsneaker
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Malcolm, get me my hypo-gun - quickly!
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« on: April 08, 2008, 08:26:38 AM » |
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Karma to who guesses film and who makes a good funny caption. |
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indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2008, 08:27:36 AM » |
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I TOLD you to keep an eye out for me!!!!
(Sorry, but that one had to be said!)
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day! "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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AnubisVonMojo
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Jesus H. Chelios!
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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2008, 09:32:46 AM » |
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From Beyond
and my caption: "Uhm, which country did you say you're the '2007 Make-Out Champion' of again?"
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"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge |
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Andrew
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I know where my towel is.
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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2008, 11:03:59 AM » |
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Dr. Eva Krankheit's attempt to lobotomize a dangerous mental patient took a fateful turn when she accidentally stimulated his neural "love nest."
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AnubisVonMojo
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Jesus H. Chelios!
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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2008, 12:01:04 PM » |
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"I don't mean to tell you how to do your job Jim, but I'm pretty sure this isn't the proper way to perform CPR!"
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"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge |
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SynapticBoomstick
Cinematic Monster Fanatic from Weird New Jersey
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.
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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2008, 02:28:47 PM » |
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Eye candy!
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Lo: "Look at you, pretending to be *brave*. What's your name"
Justin: "Justin."
Lo: "Ugh. That's a terrible name. Doesn't fit your future. Allow me to baptize you... [proud gasp] Dinner!"
Justin: "It's Justin."
Lo: "Dinner! You have to let go of the past."
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indianasmith
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2008, 02:35:14 PM » |
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Eye candy!
That was cornier than mine! Karma!! |
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day! "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2008, 08:23:10 PM » |
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General Hospital sure has gotten violent over the years.
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redsneaker
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Malcolm, get me my hypo-gun - quickly!
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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2008, 09:53:30 PM » |
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H.M.O...nuff said |
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TheGreatWhiteDope
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...
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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2008, 11:59:40 PM » |
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French kissing was, sadly, never Stanley's forté, especially after the lobotomy. |
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Inferno
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Resident Jenova's Witness
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« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2008, 08:06:47 PM » |
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From the legendary Denis Leary:
"THIS GUY'S HEAD WOULD MAKE AN EXCELLENT BONG!"
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sideorderofninjas
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« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2008, 10:17:10 PM » |
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The patient felt it was necessary to remove his doctor's cataract with a more homeopathic solution than surgery.
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AndyC
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« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2008, 07:40:44 PM » |
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From the Red Cross First Aid Manual:
Fig. 172b - When encountering an embedded object in the eye, do not attempt to remove it.
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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......
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« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2008, 10:21:22 PM » |
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Just one of the reasons they never released the sequel to Young Doctors In Love.
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Andy Dick is out of the hospital and on the make again......
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blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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AndyC
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« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2008, 05:27:51 AM » |
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"Okay, we have paranoid delusions, hair loss, a protruding pineal gland, and now eye sucking. Any ideas? Oh hell, I need a vicodin."
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