In the last episode
of Skysurfer Strike Force, Sliced Ice was enlarged to fetish size and showed off her giant boobs and ass. In this episode, the gang finds an ancient city! (Duh.)
"The Ancient City" begins with this guy selling two stone trinkets to the Borgs for ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
Or so the guy thinks! Noxious shoots him with "aging gas", leaving him a withered old man. (That's actually pretty horrifying.)
The Borgs travel to Hawaii, where the third and final trinket is supposed to be located. Yes, those three weirdos really are just strolling down the beach, attracting no attention whatsoever. They just happen to run into ...
NATE! Biggest and most powerful of the Sky Surfers. He's brought his Mom to Hawaii for her 57th birthday.
Look! Nate's Mom is wearing the very trinket the Borgs are after. What are the odds?
Typical audience reaction to an episode of Skysurfer Strike Force.
Blue guy turns into three guns and shoots at Nate from about ten feet away. He misses.
Crazy Stunts shows up in the nick of time and drags blue guy away from Nate.
Blue guy takes it as an opportunity to hone his Gene Simmons impression. Hey, why not?
Doctor Five-eyes (that's really his name) is all like, "Gimme that!"
He hypnotizes Nate's Mom into thinking there's a volcano erupting right in front of her. Then he just runs away.
"Don't worry, Ma, it was just an illusion." "I can see that, you dummy!"
Cybron isn't happy with the Borgs. "mumblemumble EASY TASK mumble FAILED mumble ANCIENT CITY mumblemumblemumble UNTOLD POWER AND RICHES mumble GET THE TRINKET!"
"Ok, boss, we'll get right on it."
While Lazerette "keeps watch" outside, Serena sneaks into Nate's Mom's room and rifles through her granny panties. Skysurfer barges in and recognizes her.
Serena's escape is something else. First, she gently pushes a laundry cart at Skysurfer.
Then she throws her wig at him!
She throws her sunglasses at him!
She kicks over a potted plant!
She tries to shove some woman with a funny hat into him! But he just ... keeps ... coming!
Serena is forced to jump for it and lands on this guy's table. Serena is so evil she shoves a donut or something into his mouth before she runs off.
Since not even a woman in a funny hat could stop the Skysurfers, the girls realize they're outmatched and call in the big guns.
This is Grenader. His power is to explode. No, really.
If Grenader pulls that pin, Skysurfer is doomed!
No problem, he just dumps Grenader on Serena and Lazerette. "Aieee! Our hair!"
Nate's Mom has been cheering on the fight, but she turns around and sees something ... horrible.
They've kidnapped Nate's Mom! That makes Nate want to scrunch his eyebrows together really hard!
The Borgs have all the trinkets now, and they're really happy!
Ice takes the guys to see an old man who knows the "legend" of The Ancient City. He really is knowlegable! He knows exactly where the city is, knows all about the geothermal power source that will raise it from the sea, the tsunami the raising will cause which will destroy all of Hawaii ...
... and he has a freaking map of the city! Not a map that shows where it is, mind you, a map OF the city itself! Yes, I would definitely say he's an "expert" on that "legend".
It is revealed that Cybron wants to raise the city in order to ... loot it of all its gold. Destroying Hawaii and exploiting the city's advanced technology are not even really on the agenda. That plot point is so stupid even Skysurfer gets p**sed off.
Meanwhile, Nate's Mom is being held captive. Lazerette: "It will be a pleasure to leave you here so the bugs can eat your FAT TONGUE!"
Nate and Skysurfer sneak into the Borgs' compound while the others wait uselessly.
"Do you know what happens when you go to bed with an itchy butt?"
Stupidly, they try to sneak up on the guy who literally has an eye in the back of his head.
Too late! The Borgs have already activated the city's geothermal power! I guess geothermal power requires a volcanic eruption!
Nate rescues his Mom ...
... and drops her off a little ways outside the camp, where she'll be "safe". With a volcano erupting. And the Borgs running around.
"Grenader, blow up the mechanism so they can't deactivate it!"
The guys go underwater to try and sink the city before it's too late. Why, yes, their skyboards work perfectly well underwater. Why do you ask?
The Borgs try to stop them ...
... but Soar Loser's boomerang works perfectly well underwater, too.
The guys blow up the lava tube supplying the city, but it's too late! (again)
The tsunami has already formed! Hawaii is doomed! Not even Ice's ass is powerful enough to stop it!
The guys somehow generate another tsunami going in the opposite direction, and they cancel each other out.
"Two tsunamis are crashing into each other right in front of us." "How boring."
"Hey, guys, didn't we leave my Mom on an island with an erupting volcano?"
"mumblemumble THWARTED mumble SKYSURFER mumblemumble MY TRUE IDENTITY mumble"
The End! (We never do find out what happened to Nate's Mom.)