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« on: April 13, 2008, 08:14:32 AM »

This is not a story about a galactic princess and her evil sister.  It is not even about laser swords and spaceships.  What this movie is about is people driving around, and driving around, and driving...curse this film.

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« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2008, 08:35:48 AM »

About the use of the lightsabre weapons, I guess if you were required to stay within melee range you would have keep knocking the opponents lightsabre away from pointing at you. Otherwise you'd get shot. You do sort of have to remain in melee range because if you retreat you leave yourself open to the risk of projectile attack. So I guess there is a bizarre logic to their combat.
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« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2008, 08:40:41 AM »

About the use of the lightsabre weapons, I guess if you were required to stay within melee range you would have keep knocking the opponents lightsabre away from pointing at you. Otherwise you'd get shot. You do sort of have to remain in melee range because if you retreat you leave yourself open to the risk of projectile attack. So I guess there is a bizarre logic to their combat.

But, if I am remembering this right, the opponents start a ways apart, and then run at each other to get into melee range.  It is as if they forgot they had a ranged weapon, attacked with it, then realized, "Hold on.  I'm supposed to be shooting you with this, aren't I?"
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« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2008, 09:21:31 AM »


But, if I am remembering this right, the opponents start a ways apart, and then run at each other to get into melee range.  It is as if they forgot they had a ranged weapon, attacked with it, then realized, "Hold on.  I'm supposed to be shooting you with this, aren't it?"

This is true. The two ladies didn't seem to extensive combat training. So it is quite possible that they had forgotten about the alternative method of target elimination built into their weapons.

It could also just be honor bound ritualistic combat which just isn't explained well in the story.
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« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2008, 11:54:14 AM »

Is she holding onto the blade of the lightsaber?  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2008, 11:58:42 AM »

Is she holding onto the blade of the lightsaber?  BounceGiggle

I saw the same thing.  I though those things would cut through skin.  I remember the light sabers doing more damage in the Star Wars movies.  Maybe these are special weapons.  Year right?!?!?!?!?!  Thumbdown

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« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2008, 05:08:20 AM »

The chick in that Cyborg movie had ugly tits too.
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« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2011, 03:32:04 PM »

If all the women on that planet have their periods at once, every other interstellar power in the galaxy interdicts the system and blockades the planet with battleships.  For everyone's sake.  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2011, 05:29:31 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2011, 11:44:13 AM »

Oh, man!  This was one of the "titty movies" my friend Travis and I used to rent when we were 12 or 13.   BounceGiggle  Movies like this weren't ever marked "18+" so we were able to rent them ourselves in order to see some boobs.   BounceGiggle 
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« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2011, 07:43:54 AM »

Oh, man!  This was one of the "titty movies" my friend Travis and I used to rent when we were 12 or 13.   BounceGiggle  Movies like this weren't ever marked "18+" so we were able to rent them ourselves in order to see some boobs.   BounceGiggle 

I am pretty sure that the reason I first watched this was also due to the promise of breasts used as special effects.  It must have been around 1990 or 1991 since the copyright date is 1990, but I could have sworn it was earlier than that.

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« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2011, 09:47:14 AM »

It used to be a lot harder for a young boy to see boobs, didn't it?   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2011, 02:17:33 PM »

Just bought this on DVD  Thumbup
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