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« on: April 14, 2008, 10:16:25 AM »

Who is Lloyd A. Simandl?

A question Mise-en-scene Crypt sets out to answer in a article posted here.  If you have problems viewing the main article page it can also be accessed here.

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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2008, 02:30:49 PM »

I'm a long time fan of Lloyd's.  This all started because of the emerald girls in one of his films, I think it was Fatal Conflict.  He also got Kari Wuhrer in a tight T-shirt, got her wet, and then had her run.  Then I found there was another movie with the same emerald girls, this one called Lethal Target.  Not just the same girls, but basically the same footage of the same girls.  And gee, it had all the same sets as Fatal Conflict, and it had every single solitary special effects shot from Xtro II.  Then I found Last Stand, which was kind of a stinker, but not to fear, there's also Sleeping Dogs, with the same emerald girls once again!  And I believe all the special effects shots from pretty much all of the previous movies.

I even picked up Bound Cargo, one of his Skinemax films.  Mmmm, not bad.  I've got Starfire Mutiny as well, which seemed as if it was begging to be a sleazy exploitation film, but went really light on the nudity.  Why Lloyd, why?  It's still good for a chuckle or two though.

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« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2008, 09:30:28 AM »

I am also his BIG!! fan. He now makes movies for these folks (NSFW !! ) it has a "bevy of emerald girls" and many other girls  Smile Are these great movies? Of course not! But do they entertain? You bet !!
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