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« on: April 15, 2008, 08:09:41 AM »

Today's caption is of unknown origin, presumably being taken from a WWII documentary.



3, 2, 1, go!
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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2008, 08:42:43 AM »

"Operation: Ass-Blaster" was a complete failure and all evidence of it's existence was destroyed... except for this single photograph, the film for which was smuggled out in a soldier's very uncomfortable place... like the back of a Volkswagen.
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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2008, 09:07:09 AM »

Never underestimate the power of the "Rocket Ass".
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« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2008, 11:27:54 AM »

Shrek 4, Donkey's Revenge
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« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2008, 11:54:21 AM »

"But now, with the addition of a panzerfaust, our mules will be able to attack enemy, even armored, mules from a distance."
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« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2008, 03:56:19 PM »


Actually, Franz didn't make a new Nazi donkey weapon; he
was just trying to draw attention away from his lederhosen.
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« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2008, 05:38:24 PM »

What inspired Burt Gummer to build his own personal Panzer division.
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« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2008, 10:13:23 PM »

The true origin of "Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud."
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« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2008, 10:27:47 PM »

The only thing Germany needed was midget donkey jockeys and they could have ruled the world.
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« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2008, 11:39:29 PM »

"OK, Dr. Von Braun. He's pointed at London and ready for launch."
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« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2008, 07:29:48 AM »

While the elite SS Panzer units got Tigers and Panthers, the regular German army got...something less.
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« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2008, 12:09:17 PM »


When Hitler outsourced his weapon developing department to non-German countries, everything went down the drain when the new assigned scientists took his request for a "real bad-ass weapon" all too literally....
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« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2008, 03:03:10 PM »

When Hitler outsourced his weapon developing department to non-German countries, everything went down the drain when the new assigned scientists took his request for a "real bad-ass weapon" all too literally....

The fuhrer's secretary typed a comma in place of the hyphen.
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« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2008, 10:41:35 PM »



Working secretly in the mountains of South America, escaped Nazi scientists turn Juan Valdez into the first of an army of super soldiers.
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« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2008, 12:51:45 AM »

OKaaay, its got better mobility than a tank and it doesn't need gasoline, but it keeps kicking my ass!
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