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Rev. Powell
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« on: April 15, 2008, 12:52:44 PM »

With one hand possessed
Ash reaches for a chainsaw.
"A Farewell to Arms."

"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha

« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2008, 04:10:56 PM »

Man in a cabin
Has to kill many demons
He is one bad a$$

Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.
Cinematic Monster Fanatic from Weird New Jersey
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.

« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2008, 11:51:41 PM »

Something is coming
to swallow all of our souls:
Rotten Apple Head!

Kleel's rule is harsh :-B
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2008, 03:00:37 PM »

The one who owns
a chainsaw
fears not
William Weird
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2008, 01:13:11 PM »

I'll swallow your soul.
I will swallow your soul. Ack!
Swallow this. Ka-Boom!
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El Duderino

« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2011, 06:52:31 AM »

My hand is possessed!
I better get the chainsaw.
Who's laughing now, huh?!
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