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« on: April 15, 2008, 12:52:44 PM »

With one hand possessed
Ash reaches for a chainsaw.
"A Farewell to Arms."
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"Candace is the only survivor out of a car that gets run off a bridge during a game of 'chicken,' but once she gets out of the water she loses her desire for men, for beer, and for her own family. Normally these are character traits women are born with, but it takes a good dunk in the river for Candace to get them."-Joe Bob on CARNIVAL OF SOULS
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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2008, 04:10:56 PM »

Man in a cabin
Has to kill many demons
He is one bad a$$
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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2008, 11:51:41 PM »

Something is coming
to swallow all of our souls:
Rotten Apple Head!
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« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2008, 03:00:37 PM »

The one who owns
a chainsaw
fears not
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« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2008, 01:13:11 PM »

I'll swallow your soul.
I will swallow your soul. Ack!
Swallow this. Ka-Boom!
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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2011, 06:52:31 AM »

My hand is possessed!
I better get the chainsaw.
Who's laughing now, huh?!
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