trekgeezer
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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We're all just victims of circumstance
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« on: April 16, 2008, 01:20:11 PM » |
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"Get your hands off me you damned horny ape" |
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 And you thought Trek isn't cool. |
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AndyC
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« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2008, 03:06:22 PM » |
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"It's working. My armpit stink is keeping him at bay."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2008, 06:03:28 PM » |
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"Sh*t, how do I kill a shag rug monster?"
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AnubisVonMojo
B-Movie Site Webmaster
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Jesus H. Chelios!
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« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2008, 07:16:54 PM » |
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Jim tried to show the creature that he came in peace with the universal sign for "raise the roof". The beast immediately eviscerated him and used the man's head for a belt buckle.
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 "Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge |
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Joe the Destroyer
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« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2008, 10:08:49 PM » |
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"I knew I shouldn't have defecated so close to camp!"
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redsneaker
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Malcolm, get me my hypo-gun - quickly!
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« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2008, 10:37:35 PM » |
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"Domo worry gatto, Mr Mugato" |
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"Strange and unexplained events are occuring."
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Jack
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« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2008, 07:28:20 AM » |
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Aw, c'mon, I just wanna snuggle.
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We must have a psychopathic deviant in the hospital.
Maybe we should report it to the police?
No that's out of the question. A police investigation would give us a bad name.
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SynapticBoomstick
Cinematic Monster Fanatic from Weird New Jersey
Bad Movie Lover
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.
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« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2008, 03:27:39 PM » |
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It's tough to be a terrifying monster when your potential prey is laughing its ass off. |
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Lo: "Look at you, pretending to be *brave*. What's your name"
Justin: "Justin."
Lo: "Ugh. That's a terrible name. Doesn't fit your future. Allow me to baptize you... [proud gasp] Dinner!"
Justin: "It's Justin."
Lo: "Dinner! You have to let go of the past."
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JaseSF
Super Space Age Freaky Geek
B-Movie Kraken
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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.
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« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2008, 08:13:07 PM » |
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Kirk: Raise your arms in the air like you just don't care. It's the newest dance sensation.
Mugato: Oh.Oh. OH! I think I got it. I think I got it!
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"This above all: To thine own self be true!"   |
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Flangepart
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2008, 10:44:09 AM » |
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"I coulda been Ro-Man, but they said 'no helmet for you!'. Ya hear me, Kirk!". |
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"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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badmovielovers
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« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2008, 07:11:54 PM » |
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It is scarier then the cloverfield monster.
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IT'S A TRAP!!!!!
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WingedSerpent
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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I AM THE BAD PHOTOSHOP EFFECT!
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« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2008, 07:48:07 PM » |
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William Shatner finally learns where his hairpieces come from |
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At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...
In 1991, when The People's Court ratings started to slip, Judge Wapner reinstated the death penalty-Late Show Fun Fact
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Brother Buzzard
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« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2008, 07:22:21 PM » |
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Larry Sinclair's story was only half true. This is the other half. |
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Mwa13
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« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2008, 10:21:21 AM » |
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"Alright, who's next for a tickle attack?!" |
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I'm not crazy, I just have a different point of view.
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retrorussell
Retro
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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GARBAGE DAY!
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« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2009, 06:43:56 AM » |
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Hiya handsome! Wanna know what I use my horn for? OH GOD NOOOOO!!!! |
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HBO in space!<br />  |
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