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« on: April 17, 2008, 05:23:37 AM »

What could the kid be thinking or saying?

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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2008, 06:17:01 AM »

See, mommy; this is how daddy plays with the babysitter....[/center]

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I found my mind in a brown paper bag...

« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2008, 07:05:28 AM »

"Mommy! Mommy! Look what I found under Daddy's side of the bed!!"

Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.

« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2008, 03:30:39 PM »

"It's a wheelbarrow, honest."

Kleel's rule is harsh :-B
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha

« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2008, 04:49:24 PM »

I make like daddy!

Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2008, 07:56:01 PM »

"This isn't working for me, do you have anything in brunette?"

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« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2008, 08:31:11 PM »

The Rotcherkokov Ballet Company produces dancers of the highest calibre by starting them young and employing unconventional training methods.

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« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2008, 05:57:17 AM »

Alabama's standards of treating women have reached even the young.
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Pathetic Earthlings

« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2008, 12:04:31 AM »

And all this time we've been blaming school teachers when it was really the kids with all the moves.

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