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« on: April 17, 2008, 05:23:37 AM »
What could the kid be thinking or saying?
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« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2008, 06:17:01 AM »

See, mommy; this is how daddy plays with the babysitter....[/center]
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« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2008, 07:05:28 AM »
"Mommy! Mommy! Look what I found under Daddy's side of the bed!!"
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Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2008, 03:30:39 PM »
"It's a wheelbarrow, honest."
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It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere. I'm all alone, more or less. Let me fly far away from here, far, far, far, in the sun, sun, sun. I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose drinking fresh mango juice. Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes, far, far, far, in the sun, sun, sun.
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« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2008, 04:49:24 PM »
I make like daddy!
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2008, 07:56:01 PM »
"This isn't working for me, do you have anything in brunette?"
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« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2008, 08:31:11 PM »
The Rotcherkokov Ballet Company produces dancers of the highest calibre by starting them young and employing unconventional training methods.
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« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2008, 05:57:17 AM »
Alabama's standards of treating women have reached even the young.
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« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2008, 12:04:31 AM »
And all this time we've been blaming school teachers when it was really the kids with all the moves.
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