You deserve to bite it if...

[SynapticBoomstick]

I don't expect to find them all on the first pass but these are the most common forms of inviting death that I've seen in bad movies. I know I've missed a lot so, you deserve to bite it if:

• you stand there in terror as your attacker draws clower to you/prepares to attack
• your gun doesn't affect your attack but you stand there and fire anyway
• you have the audacity to fire at something ten times your size
• you fall on the ground and stay there
• you hear a radio broadcast about an escaped killer and turn it off because it spoils the mood
• you hear a radio broadcast about and escaped killer and turn it off, and then go out to check "a noise"
• you hear a radio broadcast about an escaped killer and turn it off, period
• you ignore the reports of shark attacks and go swimming by yourself
• to wash off the cut you just got from that shell
• in deep water
• at night
• drunk
• you tell the locals that it's just a crazy, old story
• you see a hypo on a tray while cleaning a lab and immediatly think about experimenting
• you pick something up from a large table in a deserted house and eat it
• you take something from a house that is said to be haunted
• you went into said deserted and/or haunted house in the first place. Are you stupid?
• you tell somebody interrogating you to bite you
• you tell somebody interrogating you to eat you
• you tell someone interrogating you to blow you
• you tell somebody interrogating you to do anything involving a mouth.
• people like that usually have a supernaturally huge maw.
• you do something to your Mogwi to "see what happens."
• you do something to anything to "see what happens"
• you say "It's finally over..."

[onagro]

I don't expect to find them all on the first pass but these are the most common forms of inviting death that I've seen in bad movies. I know I've missed a lot so, you deserve to bite it if:

• you stand there in terror as your attacker draws clower to you/prepares to attack
• your gun doesn't affect your attack but you stand there and fire anyway
• you have the audacity to fire at something ten times your size
• you fall on the ground and stay there
• you hear a radio broadcast about an escaped killer and turn it off because it spoils the mood
• you hear a radio broadcast about and escaped killer and turn it off, and then go out to check "a noise"
• you hear a radio broadcast about an escaped killer and turn it off, period
• you ignore the reports of shark attacks and go swimming by yourself
• to wash off the cut you just got from that shell
• in deep water
• at night
• drunk
• you tell the locals that it's just a crazy, old story
• you see a hypo on a tray while cleaning a lab and immediatly think about experimenting
• you pick something up from a large table in a deserted house and eat it
• you take something from a house that is said to be haunted
• you went into said deserted and/or haunted house in the first place. Are you stupid?
• you tell somebody interrogating you to bite you
• you tell somebody interrogating you to eat you
• you tell someone interrogating you to blow you
• you tell somebody interrogating you to do anything involving a mouth.
• people like that usually have a supernaturally huge maw.
• you do something to your Mogwi to "see what happens."
• you do something to anything to "see what happens"
• you say "It's finally over..."

I like the one about shooting something impervious to bullets.  Don't know what movie it was, but this guy exhausted his ammo on a bulletproof creature and shouted:
"The bullets have no effect!  Give me some more ammo!"

[LilCerberus]

You see or hear anything, and your first reaction is to say, "G#$D%&* KIDS!"

[Oldskool138]

You don't run away from the POV Shot Monster!

[Rev. Powell]

You're a teenager, you go to a newly reopened summer camp where other teens were slaughtered just a few years ago, and you even think about having sex.

[LilCerberus]

You already had that double-barrel 12 gage parked across your lap, as though you were expecting "Those G#$D%&* KIDS!"