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« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2008, 09:13:06 AM »

Papa Smurf: "Damn it! Stop showing off with your newfangle c**k push-ups!"
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« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2008, 09:25:36 AM »

The other smurfs are disgusted to find Brainy having his way with a woodchuck hole.
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« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2008, 08:06:40 PM »


Brainey's aphrodisiac had some unexpected and rather unpleasant side effects.
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« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2008, 09:18:28 PM »

Oh man, I have no idea where I am anymore.
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« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2008, 08:51:54 AM »

Goddammit Brainy! We were trying to make a pyramid here!
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« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2008, 05:06:23 AM »

Bernardo Bertolucci's smurf remake of "Novecento" quickly joined the list of NC-17 cartoons.
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« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2009, 05:58:41 AM »




Brainy eagerly awaits being the recipient of a Smurfkkake.
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« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2009, 06:44:37 AM »



Brainy readies himself for his first foray into glasses-fetish porn.
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