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« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2008, 11:45:08 PM »

I can't remember where it was, but I once saw a urinal that was a metal trough with a constant stream of of water running  through it.

Seen those many a time.  They still have them at the heads on Camp Wilson.  Also seen the ones that were described earlier, just a concrete trough at the wall, like a sump pump drain around the outer wall in your basement.  Outside of that, I've seen just about everything.  Even using urinals in a half destroyed building in Iraq.  Ever go camping?  You elect the "pee tree" or "yellow rock."  And who doesn't like finding a big anthill and turning that into a statement against ants everywhere?

When you get down to it, us guys will urinate on anything.
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« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2008, 07:16:39 AM »

When you get down to it, us guys will urinate on anything.

Except, perhaps, electric fences.  Buggedout or maybe hot
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« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2008, 08:22:56 AM »

I spent a month in Australia several years back and on my first night there, they threw a huge party.
When I asked about the bathrooms they said, "Girls go inside.  Guys go outside on the chicken."
I was like, "Huh?"

So they took me around to the backyard and showed me this big plastic rooster (lawn ornament) that used to be different colors, but had turned completely white because of all the times it had been p**sed on.

Later that night after consuming way too many beers, I found it hilarious that I was standing in Adelaide, S. Australia, in someone's backyard, and p**sing on a plastic chicken.   TeddyR
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« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2008, 08:53:09 PM »

I spent a month in Australia several years back and on my first night there, they threw a huge party.
When I asked about the bathrooms they said, "Girls go inside.  Guys go outside on the chicken."
I was like, "Huh?"

So they took me around to the backyard and showed me this big plastic rooster (lawn ornament) that used to be different colors, but had turned completely white because of all the times it had been p**sed on.

Later that night after consuming way too many beers, I found it hilarious that I was standing in Adelaide, S. Australia, in someone's backyard, and p**sing on a plastic chicken.   TeddyR

Welcome to the lunacy that is the Aussie culture   Thumbup     TeddyR
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« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2008, 07:43:54 AM »

How to keep men from missing the toilet: simple, allow and encourage them to pee on the floor or anywhere they please.  Buggedout Buggedout

I do this all the time, anywhere around my place. You are all welcome to visit me anytime.  Dunno if you'd stay long, but anyway.  Buggedout

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« Reply #20 on: May 08, 2008, 02:07:33 PM »

You know, now I think about this I must have peed on the fly, I've flown in and out of Schipol several times. 
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