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Kester Pelagius
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Not a Time Lord!

« on: April 30, 2008, 01:20:36 PM »

Precambrian Sex Rule #23: Remember when a female asks if you'd like to eat her fish she's probably only talking about fish, it's when she asks about clams you need to worry.

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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2008, 06:02:00 AM »

GIRLS: Sexual imagery?  We don't get it...what's that?

TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2008, 08:10:55 AM »

"Well of course it smells like fish, it's a fish silly!"

The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2008, 03:46:51 AM »

Eegah remembers the good old days.

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We're all just victims of circumstance

« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2008, 06:52:11 PM »

Raquel , "You couldn't even catch a fish with something that size, buddy."

And you thought Trek isn't cool.
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« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2008, 02:02:32 PM »

Like I am suppose to believe they had roller curls for like that in caveman times!

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!
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