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« on: April 30, 2008, 01:20:36 PM »


Precambrian Sex Rule #23: Remember when a female asks if you'd like to eat her fish she's probably only talking about fish, it's when she asks about clams you need to worry.
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« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2008, 06:02:00 AM »

GIRLS: Sexual imagery?  We don't get it...what's that?
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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2008, 08:10:55 AM »

"Well of course it smells like fish, it's a fish silly!"
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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2008, 03:46:51 AM »

Eegah remembers the good old days.
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2008, 06:52:11 PM »


Raquel , "You couldn't even catch a fish with something that size, buddy."
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« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2008, 02:02:32 PM »

Like I am suppose to believe they had roller curls for like that in caveman times!
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