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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« on: May 04, 2008, 11:25:31 AM »

From an upcoming (and painful) review I have of From Justin To Kelly...

The one thing that could have saved this movie is if they accidently landed on the Island Of Matool.

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« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2008, 11:54:01 AM »

"Kelly, this is your conscience speaking..."

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.

« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2008, 02:21:25 PM »

Cloudy skies. Glum faces. No other people. You have been warned.

Kleel's rule is harsh :-B
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2008, 11:09:35 PM »

Miami.  S***...I'm still in Miami.

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« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2008, 01:14:44 PM »

Meditating for sea bass.

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2008, 11:49:07 PM »

They've both had careers after this. Proof that the devil still makes deals for souls.

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2008, 11:50:33 AM »

Justin's thoughts "Why did I get dragged into this".

Kelly's thoughts "Can't he drive that boat faster".
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« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2008, 01:30:43 PM »

And then they hit a ice burge...the end!

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!
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