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« on: May 04, 2008, 11:25:31 AM »
From an upcoming (and painful) review I have of From Justin To Kelly...


The one thing that could have saved this movie is if they accidently landed on the Island Of Matool.
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« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2008, 11:54:01 AM »
"Kelly, this is your conscience speaking..."
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2008, 02:21:25 PM »

Cloudy skies. Glum faces. No other people. You have been warned.
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It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere. I'm all alone, more or less. Let me fly far away from here, far, far, far, in the sun, sun, sun. I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose drinking fresh mango juice. Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes, far, far, far, in the sun, sun, sun.
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« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2008, 11:09:35 PM »

Miami.  S***...I'm still in Miami.
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« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2008, 01:14:44 PM »
Meditating for sea bass.
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« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2008, 11:49:07 PM »
They've both had careers after this. Proof that the devil still makes deals for souls.
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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2008, 11:50:33 AM »
Justin's thoughts "Why did I get dragged into this".

Kelly's thoughts "Can't he drive that boat faster".
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« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2008, 01:30:43 PM »
And then they hit a ice burge...the end!
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