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« on: May 07, 2008, 02:53:20 PM »

Just saw Zombie Strippers this past weekend. The wife drug me to what I thought was gonna be a absolutely god awful experience. But low and behold I really had fun in this one, its chalk full of laughs and hot (I know it sounds weird) but hot freaking zombie chicks. Who ever would have thought flesh eaters could be so damn sexy.

Here is the trailer for the Zombie movie:
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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2008, 04:34:54 PM »

I really wanted to see this one but it wasnt being shown in my city. Later, I heard from a friend who saw it that it wasnt that good.

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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2008, 08:55:07 PM »

I wanted to see this, but it's not in my city.

C'mon.  A movie with Robert Englund and Jenna Jameson, and it's not some funky porno called Freddy vs. Jenna?  Gotta see it.

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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2008, 12:23:09 AM »

I saw the posters around where I hang out and thought it was some sort of joke because I couldn't find any info about it and the posters said it was coming out in April. Guess not  Smile

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« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2008, 10:56:54 PM »

The shotgun cocked at the end of the trailer is a CA870 variant made by a bunch of low end airsoft manufacturers.  Kinda funny how it pops up in this.

I'll watch this one if and when it comes to HBO/Cinemax/etc.
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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2008, 10:40:25 PM »

Hope this isn't a case of the trailer being 100 times more entertaining than the actual film itself.

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« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2010, 09:07:37 PM »

I've been watching this one piece by piece on the old on demand lately.  The name caught my attention and the casting (Robert England (as himself, no make-up) and Jenna Jameson, that alone is worth watching a movie.)   So far I'm up to the point where the soldier has bit the first stripper and she has come back to life as a zombie to do, what else, dance and strip.  Of course, Nothing ruins a good strip show quite like an obviously lethal throat wound.
Haven't finished it yet mostly because the plot comes fast and furious at the begining until they actually get to the strip club and the plot drags to death as the soldier quietly dies slowly in the corner while film progresses through the strip shows and backstage drama in more or less real time.  One thing I can't figure out is how is this place illegal.  So far the men can't touch the girls, they can't masturbate, other than the one kid with the fake ID they are all of age, they are even only showing the top half,... Why is Robert England so afraid of the cops, this is probably the most run-of-the-mill strip club one could imagine.  Heck I come from the state of Indiana (the land of where you can't buy booze on sunday) and we have probably at least a half dozen strip joints in my town.  (before I get crap about this, yes, I have never actually been in a strip joint).
This movie is slightly less hilarious than it would have been in 08' as the Bush jokes (and there is almost as many of these as there are gratuitus breast shots) fall a little flat as time progresses away from him.  Other than that so far fairly enjoyable.

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« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2010, 04:02:59 AM »

I had high hopes for this one but it turned out to be average, lacking bite. Rental material.
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« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2010, 10:27:06 PM »

I liked it.  Sure it's a joke, but it's a joke that works and they take seriously. 

Plus I'm a sucker for Robert Englund.  Sure he's had a lot of bad roles, but when he's good, he's gold. 

Why is Robert England so afraid of the cops, this is probably the most run-of-the-mill strip club one could imagine. 
I just chalked that up to strip clubs being illegal in the future (or whenever that was supposed to take place.)

And for the record, this movie is TONS better than the similiar strippers vs zombies themed Zombies Zombies Zombies. 

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« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2010, 10:26:55 AM »

I liked it.

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« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2010, 11:16:34 AM »

I didn't think it was horrible, though it wasn't great either.  I have mixed feelings about the actual zombie strippers.  I think my little man was slightly confused as to what it should have been thinking...  TeddyR

From what I understand it was an underground strip club because they had zombie strippers, and one thinks its an occupational health and safety issue that they may want to keep under wraps.

That or the fact that people seem to have the unfortunate habit of dying in the place.

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« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2010, 09:17:29 AM »

i'm gunna say this now. I though the chick with peirced nips was hot as hell.
anyway the movie itself was alright but it wasn't a master peice
Plus i find it hilarious that Robert Englund is even in this movie he just seems so...out of place to me.
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