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« on: May 07, 2008, 03:47:59 PM »

Nick Nolte announces his acceptance of the lead role in THE JANIS JOPLIN STORY.

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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2008, 04:05:15 PM »

"That's what I like about high school girls, man.  I get older.  They stay the same age."
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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2008, 08:51:24 PM »

Sadly do to Nick's drug use, he thought he was seeing the world threw rose colored glasses.

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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2008, 10:13:32 PM »

Sadly, Nick Nolte thought he was hanging out with Tom Sizemore before he signed to do the next Uwe Boll movie...


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« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2008, 07:16:32 AM »

So there cast corpses....oh he's alive ohh my bad!  Lookingup

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