Despite a week of technical difficulties,
The Tomb of Anubis still came out strong this week with a healthy injection of muscle building reviews shot directly into the ass meat of our viewers! On this week's anabolic menu...
Ragnarok returned from his temporary hiatus to lay his own brand of smack down upon the Christopher Lee "vampire movie that thinks it's a werewolf movie" nightmare,
Howling II: Your Sister Is A Werewolf. Featuring something that the first movie desperately needed: 100% more of that guy from
Space Mutiny man-screaming at things.
Fistula's "Lame Duck" series also continued on this week as the returned purveyor of critical pot shots brings us a rarely reviewed backwoods answer to Beavis & Butt-Head when two college friends on a road trip run into cannibal hillbillies and other "colorful" characters in
Redneck County Fever. The Fist then feels bad after bringing the mentally retarded Miles O'Keefe action flick
Phantom Raiders to the light of day. Most movies have scripts that round out to 120pgs or so, but this mindless terrorist hunting Cold War "blow everything up" flick literally supported itself on a script of only 30pgs...
Anubis, despite celebrating a birthday on Monday, was not to be denied either this week as the jackal-headed one reviewed the now infamous independent horror-slash-dark comedy about a young woman's very hungry "special place";
Teeth.
He also popped out a Shortie for the pilot episode of the failed "crippled cop drives a high tech motorcycle for a secret government project to fight evil drug kingpin Christopher Lloyd" TV series;
Street Hawk, and finished up the week with a "52 Project" review for the "sadly more boring than it sounds" tale of a homo-erotic motorcycle gang mixing it up with the children of Satan to become
Werewolves On Wheels.
