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« on: May 11, 2008, 03:20:00 PM »



Gee...all I could think of was Jimmy Olson in a sundress....
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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2008, 03:50:44 PM »

"I must not let Fred Garvin steal her away from me."
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« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2008, 07:07:35 AM »

He wonders if the kryptonight condom did work or not!
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« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2008, 11:30:14 AM »

"Wonder Woman, get off my ceiling.  Its too late for a threesome."

or

"Alas, any minute now my super sperm will implode her."
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Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha


« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2008, 07:35:47 PM »

It's wierd I needed permission from my mom to do this.
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« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2008, 10:17:53 PM »

I only hope that Larry Niven's story Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex is wrong...
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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2008, 04:32:31 AM »

"Damn superspeed. Damn, damn, damn."
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« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2008, 05:48:37 AM »

"I wonder if she's still mad at me for yelling out Lana's name."
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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2008, 03:33:49 PM »

Tomorrow morning she'll ask for hot coffee, but this is Antarctica!
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« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2008, 10:21:57 PM »

The next day she was kickin' it with her home girls when one said, "So tell us about Clark! We want all the details!!!" To which she replied, "Dude! I never kiss and tell! But I will say one thing...he was super, man!" And the name stuck.
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« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2008, 01:13:15 PM »

Why do I feel like Mom and Dad are watching me??
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« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2009, 07:09:10 AM »





Zod.. you were watching us this whole time?  EWWW!!!!
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« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2009, 02:14:02 AM »



Clark: Viva Viagra!
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« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2009, 06:36:16 AM »



Gee...all I could think of was Jimmy Olson in a sundress....


Inside a jiffy pop container!??

well, you said do it to you somewhere new!

...............did you like the butter???
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« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2009, 06:37:17 AM »





Zod.. you were watching us this whole time?  EWWW!!!!


or...

Zod.. you were watching us this whole time? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
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