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« on: May 14, 2008, 09:06:21 PM »


Dumbledore:  "We've all met and we know it was you who farted Harry."
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« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2008, 02:18:58 AM »

Sure, Harry...quit magic and become a professional wrestler. But look at what that decision did to these two!
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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2008, 06:00:52 AM »

After the meeting of the minds, the elders determined that Harry was not cut out to be a member of the Knights who say Ni.
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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2008, 06:24:27 AM »

"Harry, if you ever want to be a great wizard, you need a gimmick. Look at these guys....big googly eye, monk robe and pointy beard. Hell, I'm just a lazy slob, but go years without shaving and walk around all day in my bathrobe and I look like a wizard. Now look at yourself."
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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2008, 10:24:29 AM »


Dumbledore:  "Pull my magic finger."
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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2008, 05:26:40 PM »

I don't care if I gave it to you, that doesn't mean you can hide in the girl's bathroom with your invisibility cloak on.
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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2008, 06:32:47 PM »


Harry, we know you really loved the '60s, but that Beatles' haircut has got to go.
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« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2008, 07:50:11 PM »

"I tell you Harry, I have not changed into a completely different but similar person. And no, I don't want to hear what you found out about a spell cast on some Muggle named Darren Stevens 40 years ago."
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« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2008, 07:52:43 PM »

"Harry, I won't say it again.  Body cavity searches are now mandatory at Hogwarts, bend over and spread em..."
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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2008, 09:58:35 AM »

The Christians have come calling to "burn the witch" again. You're our chosen sacrifice.
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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2008, 08:25:13 PM »

"...And after I contracted magical chlamydia, it bent this way."
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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2008, 06:06:24 PM »

Ummmmm Gang Bang?
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