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« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2008, 07:56:06 AM »

For future reference, I have 1 cat who lives primarily outdoors and 4 fish who seem to keep living which is good for an aquarium. 

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« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2008, 08:27:48 AM »

We have a pair of beagles, Odie & Buddie
   
We also have 3 cats, oddly though we have no pictures of them, have to take some.

This cute little lady lives in the planter on our front porch
 
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« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2008, 01:25:06 PM »

we just wanted to see if people saw are film & what theyb thought Walter & scarlet are not the same guy why so negative you wanna delete my acct oooooooo like i care


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« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2008, 02:00:37 PM »

Nobody expected "The Spanish Inquisition"


You keep saying that, but I was like "Hey here comes the Spanish Inquisition", "The Spanish Inquisition is just around the corner", and "Looks like another Spanish Inquisition coming this way", , but do I get credit for that? NOOOO. . . . I warned you, , it's your own fault you didn't listen. Next time I say "I have a feeling a Spanish Inquisition is nearby", you'll all listen then, , but don't act like you weren't warned the first time. .
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« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2008, 02:17:47 PM »

Nobody expected "The Spanish Inquisition"


You keep saying that, but I was like "Hey here comes the Spanish Inquisition", "The Spanish Inquisition is just around the corner", and "Looks like another Spanish Inquisition coming this way", , but do I get credit for that? NOOOO. . . . I warned you, , it's your own fault you didn't listen. Next time I say "I have a feeling a Spanish Inquisition is nearby", you'll all listen then, , but don't act like you weren't warned the first time. .


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« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2008, 02:29:43 PM »

Nobody expected "The Spanish Inquisition"


You keep saying that, but I was like "Hey here comes the Spanish Inquisition", "The Spanish Inquisition is just around the corner", and "Looks like another Spanish Inquisition coming this way", , but do I get credit for that? NOOOO. . . . I warned you, , it's your own fault you didn't listen. Next time I say "I have a feeling a Spanish Inquisition is nearby", you'll all listen then, , but don't act like you weren't warned the first time. .


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« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2008, 09:20:07 PM »

we just wanted to see if people saw are film & what theyb thought Walter & scarlet are not the same guy why so negative you wanna delete my acct oooooooo like i care

Account banned.

Your verified email address is the same as Walter Ruether has used elsewhere.  Also, the only time you post is to talk about the movie you are trying to create a buzz for.  Whatever the truth here, what I can be sure of is that you have an integrity problem.

The only reason I have not deleted all of this poster's threads is that the community seems to be having such fun playing with them.  I'll have to figure out what to do.
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« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2008, 10:48:12 PM »

The only reason I have not deleted all of this poster's threads is that the community seems to be having such fun playing with them.  I'll have to figure out what to do.

Gee...I haven't the slightest notion who's idea it was to hijack a troll's thread. Lookingup

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« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2008, 11:27:57 PM »

I think that when we see a troll/spam post of someone trying to advertise their movie, we should all start making up parts that aren't in the movie and discussing them, just to make the movie sound as if it were so unintelligible and bad that nobody would watch it. I'll start:

Hey Menard, what did you think of the scene in SFJFHF where the Siamese twins were making egg-salad in the air cleaner of that '38 Edsel? I mean, they spent almost 10 minutes on that scene, and as it turned out they ended up feeding it to that little three-legged dog, who just barfed it up anyways. When that hitchhiker with the cheap toupee and the bola tie stepped in the barf, I thought the Sheriff was going to arrest him for vagrancy or littering or maybe even public intoxication. Anyways, what exactly was it that the Sheriff said to that blind woman, the sound was so horrible I couldn't make it out, and the camera shook WAY too hard to read his lips, , even if he didn't have that huge mustache. The way they kept jumping back and forth between the scene of the bunny rabbit that was stuck in the washing machine and the obese Chinese woman draining the pus from her bedsores made it even harder to follow, but I believe there is a scene missing right where the film seemed to break, otherwise, who brought all those fire extinguishers? 
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« Reply #24 on: May 19, 2008, 06:59:36 AM »

I think that when we see a troll/spam post of someone trying to advertise their movie, we should all start making up parts that aren't in the movie and discussing them, just to make the movie sound as if it were so unintelligible and bad that nobody would watch it. I'll start:

Hey Menard, what did you think of the scene in SFJFHF where the Siamese twins were making egg-salad in the air cleaner of that '38 Edsel? I mean, they spent almost 10 minutes on that scene, and as it turned out they ended up feeding it to that little three-legged dog, who just barfed it up anyways. When that hitchhiker with the cheap toupee and the bola tie stepped in the barf, I thought the Sheriff was going to arrest him for vagrancy or littering or maybe even public intoxication. Anyways, what exactly was it that the Sheriff said to that blind woman, the sound was so horrible I couldn't make it out, and the camera shook WAY too hard to read his lips, , even if he didn't have that huge mustache. The way they kept jumping back and forth between the scene of the bunny rabbit that was stuck in the washing machine and the obese Chinese woman draining the pus from her bedsores made it even harder to follow, but I believe there is a scene missing right where the film seemed to break, otherwise, who brought all those fire extinguishers? 

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« Reply #25 on: May 19, 2008, 07:36:45 AM »

I think that when we see a troll/spam post of someone trying to advertise their movie, we should all start making up parts that aren't in the movie and discussing them, just to make the movie sound as if it were so unintelligible and bad that nobody would watch it. I'll start:

Hey Menard, what did you think of the scene in SFJFHF where the Siamese twins were making egg-salad in the air cleaner of that '38 Edsel? I mean, they spent almost 10 minutes on that scene, and as it turned out they ended up feeding it to that little three-legged dog, who just barfed it up anyways. When that hitchhiker with the cheap toupee and the bola tie stepped in the barf, I thought the Sheriff was going to arrest him for vagrancy or littering or maybe even public intoxication. Anyways, what exactly was it that the Sheriff said to that blind woman, the sound was so horrible I couldn't make it out, and the camera shook WAY too hard to read his lips, , even if he didn't have that huge mustache. The way they kept jumping back and forth between the scene of the bunny rabbit that was stuck in the washing machine and the obese Chinese woman draining the pus from her bedsores made it even harder to follow, but I believe there is a scene missing right where the film seemed to break, otherwise, who brought all those fire extinguishers? 

ooh, can star wars kid have a walk-on role?
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« Reply #26 on: May 19, 2008, 12:14:52 PM »

I think that when we see a troll/spam post of someone trying to advertise their movie, we should all start making up parts that aren't in the movie and discussing them, just to make the movie sound as if it were so unintelligible and bad that nobody would watch it. I'll start:

Hey Menard, what did you think of the scene in SFJFHF where the Siamese twins were making egg-salad in the air cleaner of that '38 Edsel? I mean, they spent almost 10 minutes on that scene, and as it turned out they ended up feeding it to that little three-legged dog, who just barfed it up anyways. When that hitchhiker with the cheap toupee and the bola tie stepped in the barf, I thought the Sheriff was going to arrest him for vagrancy or littering or maybe even public intoxication. Anyways, what exactly was it that the Sheriff said to that blind woman, the sound was so horrible I couldn't make it out, and the camera shook WAY too hard to read his lips, , even if he didn't have that huge mustache. The way they kept jumping back and forth between the scene of the bunny rabbit that was stuck in the washing machine and the obese Chinese woman draining the pus from her bedsores made it even harder to follow, but I believe there is a scene missing right where the film seemed to break, otherwise, who brought all those fire extinguishers? 
Yeah that part always gets me too. (side note:  you're on to something with that idea Ghouck and I like it... BounceGiggle  I simply can't wait for the next troll to arrive...)
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« Reply #27 on: May 19, 2008, 12:23:43 PM »

I think that when we see a troll/spam post of someone trying to advertise their movie, we should all start making up parts that aren't in the movie and discussing them, just to make the movie sound as if it were so unintelligible and bad that nobody would watch it.

Well, legitimate "Hi, my name is XXXX, and I just finished working on XXXX.  The movie is about zombies wearing sweaters.  Please see the official website at www.XXXX.com." should be fine.  Those are actually nice informational posts.  Ditto with posters asking about feedback who disclose their connection to the film.

The real issue with this one was that the poster was trying to deceive everyone.
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« Reply #28 on: May 19, 2008, 12:42:32 PM »


ooh, can star wars kid have a walk-on role?

Always, , maybe we'll have him Team up with Eric "Mass Transit" Kulas (R.I.P.). .

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Well, legitimate "Hi, my name is XXXX, and I just finished working on XXXX.  The movie is about zombies wearing sweaters.  Please see the official website at www.XXXX.com." should be fine.  Those are actually nice informational posts.  Ditto with posters asking about feedback who disclose their connection to the film.

The real issue with this one was that the poster was trying to deceive everyone.

Yea, I wouldn't want to mess with a legitimate movie maker or someone trying to get an honest, direct opinion, but the whole "stealth marketing" is pretty insulting. Kinda reminds me of the gum salesman scene in Clerks. .

EDIT: I am not affiliated with the movie "Clerks", nor am I advertising for them, , lol. .
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« Reply #29 on: May 19, 2008, 01:22:30 PM »

...I simply can't wait for the next troll to arrive...)

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