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« Reply #45 on: May 21, 2008, 04:16:44 PM »
Scarlet Fry's Junkfood Horrorfest - So, is it good?

I hear Jackie Cooper and Alice's Linda Lavin is in it. Right?
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« Reply #46 on: May 21, 2008, 04:39:51 PM »
That's right, and Pope Benedict XVI makes a cameo appearance as Larry the cab driver in the scene where Calico Cooper and William Hung go to infiltrate the Cheetos factory where all those kegs of stolen beer are hidden.
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« Reply #47 on: May 21, 2008, 06:31:41 PM »
The Ghost of John Carradine is in it too...."CONNECT THE ZEBCO DYNOMATOR TO THE CRYMOSAM NODULES...THEN PULL THE SWITCH....HURRY ,YOU FOOL!"
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« Reply #48 on: May 21, 2008, 06:34:05 PM »
Is that before or after he and King Arthur shelter Mary Magdalene's love child?
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« Reply #49 on: May 21, 2008, 06:46:09 PM »
Was that the child she had as a result of her brief but torrid affair with time-travelling podiatrist Ernie Malone, played by Hector Elizondo?
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« Reply #50 on: May 21, 2008, 06:51:31 PM »
Hard to say....did she give birth while floating inna raft...on a planet of vampires?
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« Reply #51 on: May 21, 2008, 07:02:48 PM »
It was not a raft, but a porta-potty that had been thown in the river during the riot at the Darrow Chemical Company after some uppermanagement tried to cross the picket-line...
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« Reply #52 on: May 21, 2008, 10:23:47 PM »
Darrow Chemical. Right. That was where they were secretly making super-soldier formula X5254695453255-555666B for the shadow government.
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« Reply #53 on: May 21, 2008, 11:25:59 PM »
I was surprised they had Roseanne Barr sing the opening theme, but I was REALLY amazed they had her do a nude scene. Not surprised it got past the censors though, couldn't really see anything, if you know what I mean. Is it me, or was the theme MUSIC the same three notes played over and over and over? Did the music stop halfway through the movie, or did I become tone-deaf to it?
I have to say, the bathroom/kitchen scene was VERY informative in regards to pimple removal.
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« Reply #54 on: May 21, 2008, 11:31:42 PM »
Well sure. I can honestly say I've never seen anything do as good a job on blackheads as that can opener did. Then he just slathered on a bit of corn relish. Of course, the corn relish is what attracted the mutant rooster to him in the end. Who played that part anyway? Kind of looked like Terry Bradshaw, but I'd have to see him with corn relish on his face to be sure.
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« Reply #55 on: May 21, 2008, 11:38:24 PM »
More of a bottle opener than a can opener, but let's not split hairs. Funny you should mention Terry Bradshaw, that's what I was thinking, and I was going to photoshop a picture of him to be sure, but I can't find a good picture of corn relish. I tried a broccoli/cauliflower - cheese medley, but it made him look like Ernest Borgnine. The voice definitely isn't Ernest's. 
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« Reply #56 on: May 22, 2008, 12:40:30 AM »
Quote from: AndyC on May 21, 2008, 11:31:42 PM
Who played that part anyway? Kind of looked like Terry Bradshaw, but I'd have to see him with corn relish on his face to be sure.


I'm pretty sure he was played by Ted Levine.   TongueOut

(it puts the lotion in the basket...)
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« Reply #57 on: May 22, 2008, 04:58:18 AM »
Quote from: Ash on May 22, 2008, 12:40:30 AM
Quote from: AndyC on May 21, 2008, 11:31:42 PM
Who played that part anyway? Kind of looked like Terry Bradshaw, but I'd have to see him with corn relish on his face to be sure.


I'm pretty sure he was played by Ted Levine.   TongueOut

(it puts the lotion in the basket...)


You're right! And now that nude dance with his weiner tucked between his legs makes sense. It was a nod to his earier role. The little dog should have been a clue.
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« Reply #58 on: May 22, 2008, 12:54:57 PM »
About the little dog in the movie.  Did anyone feel a trite bit let down by the scene where he shared a plate of spaghetti with that cocker spaniel in the back alley next to an Italian restaurant?  I really felt he should have stayed with Bellina the talking chicken in the end. 
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« Reply #59 on: May 22, 2008, 02:35:30 PM »
How ever did they get that orangutan to kick that guy in the groin like that?

Ever time I see it, I mean EVERY TIME, I just have to laugh and laugh and laugh until I pass clean out.  Thumbup
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