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Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha


« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2008, 12:23:04 PM »

Now if us girls have to wear bras he does too!!! Bluesad

Who says you have to  Twirling


p.s. I am really REALLY sorry if that offends you.
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« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2008, 11:24:55 AM »

Even Jack can't conquor the evil of man boobs.
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« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2008, 10:12:35 PM »

HEEEEEERRRRRE'S BOOBIES!
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« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2008, 12:34:57 PM »


"I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt...So sexy it hurts..."
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« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2008, 06:11:49 PM »



Fun fact:  Jack Nicholson was Angie Dickinson's body double in DRESSED TO KILL.
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« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2008, 11:04:21 PM »


Now say this with your best Jack Nicholson impression.
You see I've had so much poontang in my day, that their tits wore off on me. HeHeHeHe.
You know this isn't the only footlong I've got. HeHeHeHe.
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« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2009, 06:17:47 AM »





To celebrate his newfound boobs, Jack decides to try out for the Laker Cheerleaders.  Somewhere, Paula Abdul is crying.
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2011, 02:42:10 PM »


wait, this taste like sedatives that Nurse.....MY GOD< SHE WANTS ME BACK IN THAT HELL HOLE!!!
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« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2011, 02:56:20 PM »



It's a "special sandwich". It slowly turns you into the Toxic Avenger.
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« Reply #24 on: June 11, 2011, 10:25:30 AM »

In case you were wondering what all play and no work would make Jack.
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« Reply #25 on: June 20, 2011, 09:53:43 PM »

I once ate breakfast like this in front of 4,000 Cubans.  Haven't seen any of them since.
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« Reply #26 on: June 22, 2011, 11:57:26 AM »




"Wait'll they get a load of me...."

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« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2011, 02:29:24 PM »

Just before he died, Heath Ledger was quoted as saying, "I warned him."
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« Reply #28 on: June 29, 2011, 05:44:51 PM »



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