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« on: May 17, 2008, 10:31:21 PM »


This, ladies and gentlemen, is the star of one my new movies
...Mister Anthony Perkins.  Say hello, Anthony.
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« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2008, 10:45:33 PM »

That's why he's known as the master of suspense. Watch him suspend a plucked duck with style and grace.
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« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2008, 10:52:00 PM »

Good evvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvening, I thought I'd introduce the main entree for dinner to everyone...
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« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2008, 10:15:20 PM »

Good EEEEEEVENING!  The plot of my next film is a re-working of "The Birds."  This time, beware of plucked ducks!
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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2008, 10:00:55 PM »

[groucho]Say the secret werd and the duck comes down[/groucho]
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« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2008, 08:53:26 AM »

Hirchcock's career capsized after impatient viewers demanded to see the McGuffin beforehand.
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« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2008, 05:36:53 PM »

Somebody's got to say it:

"He's a dead duck."
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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2008, 11:24:35 AM »


Being a corpse dosn't mean not wearing proper neckware..

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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2008, 06:34:56 PM »

I'd like you all to meet my wife
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« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2008, 11:08:59 PM »



Mr. Hitchcock's first attempt at the movie "The Birds" didn't quite have the scare factor he was looking for.
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« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2008, 07:58:39 AM »

The first casting call for Norman Bates's Mother was not a great success.
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« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2008, 07:39:23 PM »


He's a quack!
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« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2008, 06:03:37 PM »

Quote
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« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2008, 06:20:21 PM »

Alfred's Joe Penner imitation always went over big at parties.
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« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2008, 03:06:39 PM »

How about that?  Two cocks in one picture, and it's still G-rated.
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