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« on: May 19, 2008, 08:03:42 PM »

In the last little while, I've been gaga about Neil Finn from Crowded House, Vincent D'Onofrio and random other musicians and celebs.  Even Tori Amos was a given a look-in.  But I've been in love with her from day one, so that's not a crush, it's a long term love affair  Wink

This week, the lucky recipient of my affections is:  British actor Roger Allam (my avatar).  He's not a well known actor by any means, but his brilliance is undeniable nonetheless.  Most people would recognise him as Lewis Prothero the Voice of Britain from V For Vendetta (the guy who dies in his shower).

I have him on DVD in V for Vendetta, Midsomer Murders (season one) and The Catherine Tate Show (series 2, episode 5).  He's done heaps of British theatre, but I haven't been able to see him in that.  There's something innately delicious about him.  He's tall, handsome, commanding, sexy, beautiful speaking voice and is a great actor in the mould of Laurence Olivier and Alec Guinness.  He also can sing extremely beautifully having played Javert in Les Miserable on stage for a long time.  And he's a Scorpio......yummy!

The other day I signed a petition online to have him knighted by the Queen for his services to the acting profession.  I think I gushed a little too much in the comment section, but if he's to be given a knighthood, the world needs to know how great he is.  Check is performances out if you can.  If you want to add your name to the petition, you can follow the link from his web page www.rogerallam.co.uk.

Ahh, Roger!  Such candy for the eyes!  Such titillation for the lost and loney soul! Such sex on a stick for the sad and unloved!

(Seriously, though, I really need to get out more.  17 months of celibacy and singlehood is making me a little flaky). 

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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2008, 08:15:46 PM »

Even Tori Amos was a given a look-in.  But I've been in love with her from day one, so that's not a crush, it's a long term love affair  Wink

Feel free to expand on that all you want. Twirling

BTW, have you met Susan? TeddyR
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« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2008, 08:34:02 PM »

There's something innately delicious about him. 


NOOOOOO!!!!!

The word "delicious" should never ever, ever, ever, ever be used to describe anything other than food.
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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2008, 08:39:14 PM »

NOOOOOO!!!!!

The word "delicious" should never ever, ever, ever, ever be used to describe anything other than food.

Absolutely.

Unless, of course, it's one woman describing another woman.  Twirling
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« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2008, 09:12:54 PM »

NOOOOOO!!!!!

The word "delicious" should never ever, ever, ever, ever be used to describe anything other than food.

Absolutely.

Unless, of course, it's one woman describing another woman.  Twirling

Or you are a cannibal.
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« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2008, 10:19:00 PM »

NOOOOOO!!!!!

The word "delicious" should never ever, ever, ever, ever be used to describe anything other than food.

Absolutely.

Unless, of course, it's one woman describing another woman.  Twirling

Or you are a cannibal.
I use the term DELICIOUS!! to describe my wife, Poogie, I'm not a woman, apparently I'm cannibal. BounceGiggle
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« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2008, 10:29:45 PM »

Even Tori Amos was a given a look-in.  But I've been in love with her from day one, so that's not a crush, it's a long term love affair  Wink

Feel free to expand on that all you want. Twirling

BTW, have you met Susan? TeddyR

Okay, Menard, I will   Wink   And no, I haven't met Susan.

We have a comedy talk show here in the vein of Jay Leno called Rove Live.  Rove McManus is a dipstick who thinks he's funny.  He's about 5' 2" and he has heaps of celebs and other guests on his show.  One of his standard questions is "who would you turn gay for?"

Well, in my case it would be either kd lang or Tori Amos.  kd because she looks like a man and Tori because if I was going all lipstick, she would be my gal. 

She's just so beautiful.  Red hair, full soft lips, porcelain skin, big blue eyes.  She has a lovely soft speaking voice and I don't need to wax on about her gorgeous singing.  And darn it, she's just so nice too.

I don't generally believe in trying to look like any celebrity.  But I have tried to style myself on her.  I have the long red hair and porcelain skin.  My singing voice isn't too bad, but nothing approaching her talent.  I even have the squarish type jaw.  So when times are tough, I cheer myself up by telling myself that she is me, just the absolute best and prettiest version of me that can exist.  It gives me something to strive for when I'm having a "fat" day.
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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2008, 05:15:29 AM »

There's something innately delicious about him. 


NOOOOOO!!!!!

The word "delicious" should never ever, ever, ever, ever be used to describe anything other than food.

Or worse..."delish." ACK!  Buggedout

A word describing Pam Grier-"Humpbumpcious". She's-"Humpbumpcious!"
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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2008, 08:22:52 AM »

Ahh, Roger!  Such candy for the eyes!  Such titillation for the lost and loney soul! Such sex on a stick for the sad and unloved!


It could be worse, I've always found Tobey Jones strangely erotic...maybe i need to cut down on the meds...

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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2008, 07:23:13 PM »

SisterGrace, I don't think you're weird at all.  Tobey Jones isn't my thing, but I applaud your unconventional taste.

In these days of plastic good looks in celebrities, we've been brainwashed into believing that if the person isn't perfect looking, they can't be attractive.  Hogwash I say.  If I see a pretty boy, I lose interest and look the other way.

Give me every day regular guys!
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« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2008, 05:51:33 AM »

SisterGrace, I don't think you're weird at all.  Tobey Jones isn't my thing, but I applaud your unconventional taste.

In these days of plastic good looks in celebrities, we've been brainwashed into believing that if the person isn't perfect looking, they can't be attractive.  Hogwash I say.  If I see a pretty boy, I lose interest and look the other way.

Give me every day regular guys!

Exactly!! Besides, if i were to be trapped in a burning building (damsel in distress situation), I'm not going to be looking at the the ultra-thin metrosexual with the manicured nails to save me... give me a regular guy with some intelligence who is going to figure a way out of the building instead of worrying about messing up his new shoes..

Also looks fade...

Although my boyfriend tells me i'm 'foxy', i know there are other reasons he is with me. He loves the fact that i'm a total dork and sometimes a walking trainwreck. He's also proud of me. One of these days Bradd Pitt and Angelina Jolie will have wrinkles and agespots, but James and I will still be sitting up till two a.m. discussing the delights of life, the problems with universe and laughing till we puke...
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« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2008, 08:51:51 PM »

SisterGrace, I don't think you're weird at all.  Tobey Jones isn't my thing, but I applaud your unconventional taste.

In these days of plastic good looks in celebrities, we've been brainwashed into believing that if the person isn't perfect looking, they can't be attractive.  Hogwash I say.  If I see a pretty boy, I lose interest and look the other way.

Give me every day regular guys!

Exactly!! Besides, if i were to be trapped in a burning building (damsel in distress situation), I'm not going to be looking at the the ultra-thin metrosexual with the manicured nails to save me... give me a regular guy with some intelligence who is going to figure a way out of the building instead of worrying about messing up his new shoes..

Also looks fade...

Although my boyfriend tells me i'm 'foxy', i know there are other reasons he is with me. He loves the fact that i'm a total dork and sometimes a walking trainwreck. He's also proud of me. One of these days Bradd Pitt and Angelina Jolie will have wrinkles and agespots, but James and I will still be sitting up till two a.m. discussing the delights of life, the problems with universe and laughing till we puke...

I'm with you all the way.  Hell, I don't even get manicures so I couldn't be serious about a guy who did.  Those metro-wankers make me laugh.  And when I'm laughing AT a guy instead of WITH him, he's doomed.  There are ways of looking good and smelling nice without resorting to bottles of crap from department stores.

A guy who is smart, funny, affectionate and confident wins any day of the week.
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