Jail

[RCMerchant]

You are all too kind...where else can an escaped psychopathic graverobber on the lam find such freinds?( Ooops!!! Let the cat outta the bag there....!)

Seriously...it's good to be home! And thank you everyone for the kind words of support!

I look forward to having some fun catching up on all the crazy rantings of my fellow BAD movie fiends!

[Menard]

Welcome back, Ronnie C! Check out your ______, by the way, it's huge!

Seems as though not every word came out in my browser. What's the missing word?


Seems as though Zap and myself had the same idea (we are so like siblings; I'm the brother ).

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[KYGOTC]

Dude, RCM, do you have any cool stories to tell us?

[indianasmith]

Good to see you back with us, RC!!

[Shadow]

He's back!

Great to see ya again, RC.

[Trevor]

You are all too kind...where else can an escaped psychopathic graverobber on the lam find such freinds?( Ooops!!! Let the cat outta the bag there....!)

Seriously...it's good to be home! And thank you everyone for the kind words of support!

I look forward to having some fun catching up on all the crazy rantings of my fellow BAD movie fiends!

"Escaped psychopathic graverobber":

Yikes!  Me get my butt outta here now! [Hollow, very empty thud as Trevor tries to dive under desk and hits head a good one]

[odinn7]

Awesome! great to have you back!

[Menard]

Awesome! great to have you back!

Well, thank you. Although, it's been a few months since I came back.

[RCMerchant]

Dude, RCM, do you have any cool stories to tell us?

Ramen Noodles are big in jail. You can buy them through the commisary. You soak the noodles in a large plastic cup full of steaming hot water. Wednesday is commisary day...when everyone has a 'cook-in'. Everyone is making Ramen noodles. It's real hot in the cell on muggy days. The guard walks in for a routine check-a big black guy. He says "Dam! This place smells like noodles and ass!" And leaves real quick. It was pretty funny,(to me at least.)

Otherwise it's pretty boring. Play spades alot. Read old magazines and paperbacks.Sleep on weekends. I had work release,so the weekdays go fast. They charge you $15 dollars a day on work days,and $30 for Satuerdays and Sundays. It cost me $135 dollars a week to be in County jail. You HAVE to deposit your check into the 'Inmate Account'. There they withdraw they're money,and your not allowed any money back untill you get out. You can't go anywhere once they let you out in the morning to go to work beyond your job. No gas stations,the bank,home-nowhere. If your caught you get more time. If your car is there you MUST get permission to get a small amount of cash from your account at the jail to get gas. The food is horrendous. For lunch they pack you a bag with two baloney sandwhiches and a baggie of pretzels. EVERY DAM DAY. Dinner is at 4:00. If you are still at work,like I was, you get a bag lunch for dinner. Which is...YES! Baloney sandwhichs and pretzels!!! ACK! On weekends I got hot 'food' and I use the term 'FOOD' loosley. Meatloaf looked like a dry turd ball. The mashed taters are actually boiled frozen hash browns. White bread...no butter. I ate the collard greens and veggies. To drink was colored water. Kool aid with no sugar. I kid you not. It was horrible,nasty sh1t. I lost some weight!

That's about as cool as it gets. Boring tedium.

Awesome! great to have you back!

Well, thank you. Although, it's been a few months since I came back.

Do I smell noodles and ass? 

[AndyC]

You have to pay to be in jail?

[Patient7]

You have to pay to be in jail?

Next thing you know we'll have to pay for water. 

[Jack]

You should have just told them you couldn't afford jail and they would have had to let you go home.  Jeez, do I need to do all the thinking around here?   

Good to have you back RC   

[KYGOTC]

Dude, RCM, do you have any cool stories to tell us?

Ramen Noodles are big in jail. You can buy them through the commisary. You soak the noodles in a large plastic cup full of steaming hot water. Wednesday is commisary day...when everyone has a 'cook-in'. Everyone is making Ramen noodles. It's real hot in the cell on muggy days. The guard walks in for a routine check-a big black guy. He says "Dam! This place smells like noodles and ass!" And leaves real quick. It was pretty funny,(to me at least.)

Otherwise it's pretty boring. Play spades alot. Read old magazines and paperbacks.Sleep on weekends. I had work release,so the weekdays go fast. They charge you $15 dollars a day on work days,and $30 for Satuerdays and Sundays. It cost me $135 dollars a week to be in County jail. You HAVE to deposit your check into the 'Inmate Account'. There they withdraw they're money,and your not allowed any money back untill you get out. You can't go anywhere once they let you out in the morning to go to work beyond your job. No gas stations,the bank,home-nowhere. If your caught you get more time. If your car is there you MUST get permission to get a small amount of cash from your account at the jail to get gas. The food is horrendous. For lunch they pack you a bag with two baloney sandwhiches and a baggie of pretzels. EVERY DAM DAY. Dinner is at 4:00. If you are still at work,like I was, you get a bag lunch for dinner. Which is...YES! Baloney sandwhichs and pretzels!!! ACK! On weekends I got hot 'food' and I use the term 'FOOD' loosley. Meatloaf looked like a dry turd ball. The mashed taters are actually boiled frozen hash browns. White bread...no butter. I ate the collard greens and veggies. To drink was colored water. Kool aid with no sugar. I kid you not. It was horrible,nasty sh1t. I lost some weight!

That's about as cool as it gets. Boring tedium.

Awesome! great to have you back!

Well, thank you. Although, it's been a few months since I came back.

Do I smell noodles and ass? 

Well, yea, i didnt expect anything to be "cool" or nuthin' i was just thinkin' maybe there was a prison fight or maybe you shared a cell with a crazy junkie or sumthin'.

[Allhallowsday]

You have to pay to be in jail?

Next thing you know we'll have to pay for water. 

You, young man, are obviously not a home owner. 

[RCMerchant]

Dude, RCM, do you have any cool stories to tell us?

Ramen Noodles are big in jail. You can buy them through the commisary. You soak the noodles in a large plastic cup full of steaming hot water. Wednesday is commisary day...when everyone has a 'cook-in'. Everyone is making Ramen noodles. It's real hot in the cell on muggy days. The guard walks in for a routine check-a big black guy. He says "Dam! This place smells like noodles and ass!" And leaves real quick. It was pretty funny,(to me at least.)

Otherwise it's pretty boring. Play spades alot. Read old magazines and paperbacks.Sleep on weekends. I had work release,so the weekdays go fast. They charge you $15 dollars a day on work days,and $30 for Satuerdays and Sundays. It cost me $135 dollars a week to be in County jail. You HAVE to deposit your check into the 'Inmate Account'. There they withdraw they're money,and your not allowed any money back untill you get out. You can't go anywhere once they let you out in the morning to go to work beyond your job. No gas stations,the bank,home-nowhere. If your caught you get more time. If your car is there you MUST get permission to get a small amount of cash from your account at the jail to get gas. The food is horrendous. For lunch they pack you a bag with two baloney sandwhiches and a baggie of pretzels. EVERY DAM DAY. Dinner is at 4:00. If you are still at work,like I was, you get a bag lunch for dinner. Which is...YES! Baloney sandwhichs and pretzels!!! ACK! On weekends I got hot 'food' and I use the term 'FOOD' loosley. Meatloaf looked like a dry turd ball. The mashed taters are actually boiled frozen hash browns. White bread...no butter. I ate the collard greens and veggies. To drink was colored water. Kool aid with no sugar. I kid you not. It was horrible,nasty sh1t. I lost some weight!

That's about as cool as it gets. Boring tedium.

Awesome! great to have you back!

Well, thank you. Although, it's been a few months since I came back.

Do I smell noodles and ass? 

Well, yea, i didnt expect anything to be "cool" or nuthin' i was just thinkin' maybe there was a prison fight or maybe you shared a cell with a crazy junkie or sumthin'.

Well,also,I was in a trustee/workrelease cell. Most of them are in for stuff like drunk driving,back child support and other minor offenses...usually alchohol related. All the real knuckleheads are up stairs on the Rock. So iI was lucky.