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« on: May 23, 2008, 12:48:09 PM »

Then you need to check out the Ponn Farr edition. Warning, if you're at work you may want to keep the volume down.


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« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2008, 08:23:23 PM »

That is...much better.  It also makes the crew's "stare around at each other" thing make sense, and funny.

And bravo to whoever made that for not going overboard.  They just added one little thing, and let it play out.

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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2008, 10:31:36 PM »

I can't believe how well that fit together  BounceGiggle

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« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2008, 07:44:02 AM »

Reminded me of LEXX.  Just need Stanley Tweedle saying "LEXX, set a course for that planet!"

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« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2008, 12:29:54 PM »

I just now played this with the volume up full, Poogie is in the den smoking her morning cigarette, any second now I will hear her voice, "JUST WHAT THE  #@!!@ ARE YOU DOING WITH THE COMPUTER ?".......
........and here it is!!!!   BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

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« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2008, 02:22:53 PM »

Great find, Mr. Geezer! 

That had to be re-edited with unused footage, right?  I remember the movie was boring but I don't remember 2-3 minutes of wordless reaction footage (even if it was spliced together with an equal amount of "action" footage).

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« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2008, 05:54:31 PM »

 That even gave the Last Man on Earth  a good laff!!!


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« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2008, 06:59:41 PM »


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