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« on: May 30, 2008, 12:29:32 PM »


"I had no idea that my halitosis problem was that bad!"
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2008, 12:43:55 PM »

Kirk:  "Sh*t, I was only supposed to use one roofie..."
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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2008, 12:57:33 PM »

My staccato..style of talking...killed her...Dear god....
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« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2008, 03:21:18 PM »

"She's out cold. Oh well, waste not want not."
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« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2008, 03:50:15 PM »

Is it just me, or does she look like a transvestite?
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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2008, 06:23:16 PM »




"Bones!  Come quick!  Another one's toppled over from the weight of her beehive hairdo!" 
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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2008, 06:30:34 PM »



Oh, I'm sorry, Captain.  Did you not realize I'm a dude?
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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2008, 07:37:18 PM »




"Bones!  Come quick!  Another one's toppled over from the weight of her beehive hairdo!" 


karma for that! hahah
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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2008, 07:59:43 PM »

Damn, the vulcan nerve pinch really works.
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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2008, 10:12:54 PM »

I hope TJ Hooker doesn't catch me..
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« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2008, 06:43:17 AM »


"It's a man, baby!"
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« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2008, 08:02:37 AM »

Shortly after this Shatner stopped showing "Impulse" to his new dates.
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« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2008, 09:19:59 PM »

Damn, the vulcan nerve pinch really works.

Lol, that's great. . .
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« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2008, 06:13:28 PM »

Every fanboys wet dream.
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« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2008, 07:14:54 PM »

In his best Jack Benny voice: "Well!"
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