Bad Movie Logo
"A website to the detriment of good film"
Custom Search
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
June 20, 2018, 04:54:09 AM
598977 Posts in 46201 Topics by 6139 Members
Latest Member: Brianlep Forum  |  Movies  |  Humorous Captions  |  Kirk and Rand « previous next »
Pages: 1 [2]
Author Topic: Kirk and Rand  (Read 5388 times)
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 494
Posts: 3737

Pathetic Earthlings

« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2008, 08:45:19 PM »

See ... see what happens when you set phaser to vibrate? Told you.

The Cat Herder of Badmovies
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 371
Posts: 5237

I'm a Mac...

« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2008, 08:56:45 PM »

Every fanboys wet dream.

Thanks, pal.  Now if you'll excuse me I'll be...


God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
Brother Buzzard
Dedicated Viewer

Karma: 14
Posts: 61

« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2008, 08:10:40 PM »

Dude looks like a lady!
« Reply #18 on: June 13, 2008, 11:45:57 AM »

insert tab A into slot B...blow up and VIOLA! your inflate-a-mate is ready to go
Hammock Rider
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 254
Posts: 1915

« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2012, 11:41:15 AM »

Oh My God we wear the same brand of girdle!

Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat
Inventor of the Turnip Twaddler and
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 309
Posts: 3144

« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2012, 12:25:47 PM »

Damn.....I finally got her where I want her and I left the Viagra in my cabin!

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
Global Moderator
B-Movie Kraken

Karma: 1402
Posts: 11156

« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2012, 10:14:36 AM »

"It's been so long since I've done it with a human female, I'm not sure what to do."

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
I am APOCALYPSE, mutant! And.. um.. well hello there!
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 983
Posts: 8577

Howdy sugah!

« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2012, 03:59:15 AM »

Woman on floor: Kirk.. take me!
Kirk: Oh, God no!  You're not green, brown, alien or bearing tentacles!  You're not my type!

Photobucket sucks.  Pass it on.
Pages: 1 [2] Forum  |  Movies  |  Humorous Captions  |  Kirk and Rand « previous next »
    Jump to:  

    RSS Feed Subscribe Subscribe by RSS
    Email Subscribe Subscribe by Email

    Popular Articles
    How To Find A Bad Movie

    The Champions of Justice

    Plan 9 from Outer Space

    Manos, The Hands of Fate

    Podcast: Todd the Convenience Store Clerk

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    Dragonball: The Magic Begins

    Cool As Ice

    The Educational Archives: Driver's Ed

    Godzilla vs. Monster Zero

    Do you have a zombie plan?

    ImageThe Giant Claw - Slime drop

    Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.

    Lesson Learned:
    • Osmosis: os·mo·sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.

    Subscribe to and get updates by email:

    HOME B-Movie Reviews Reader Reviews Forum Interviews TV Shows Advertising Information Sideshows Links Contact is owned and operated by Andrew Borntreger. All original content is © 1998 - 2014 by its respective author(s). Image, video, and audio files are used in accordance with the Fair Use Law, and are property of the film copyright holders. You may freely link to any page (.html or .php) on this website, but reproduction in any other form must be authorized by the copyright holder.