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We're all just victims of circumstance

« on: May 30, 2008, 12:39:17 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2008, 03:23:52 PM »

Come to Dr. Irving Gillman's Day Spa! Get a chiropractic adjustment, then relax in our steam room. Our staff is at your service!

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2008, 08:38:45 AM »

Coming up on When Creatures Attack, a bath goes very wrong when a man tries to clean the Creature's "pee pee". 

Creautre:  Hey guys!  Sorry I'm late, heyyyyy is that quiche I smell!

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« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2008, 06:32:25 PM »

#1: This is for wearing that damn bathing suit! This is a freaking family beach you bastard!

#2: How long has this been going on?!

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« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2008, 07:33:19 PM »

If you think the upcoming Marvel movie adaptation of Namor
the Sub-Mariner is going to suck, you should see the 1942 version!
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You said "Minkey"!

« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2009, 06:54:29 AM »

The Humanoids From The Deep change their sexual preference.

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« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2009, 11:44:36 AM »

Oh, Crap. So much for the Vulcan neck pinch. Stupid claws!.

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