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AndyC
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« on: May 30, 2008, 07:03:02 PM »


"Well, we had to invent the humvee, but it was worth it"
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« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2008, 07:20:52 AM »

Seatbelt laws strictly enforced?  What, they've got a law against seatbelts?
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2008, 08:34:18 AM »

Everyone risked death getting out when Ethel Merman farted in the car.
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Pathetic Earthlings


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« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2008, 11:45:07 PM »



"It must be some sort of illusion, I stick hand out there and it ... just ... just disappears."
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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2008, 12:07:18 AM »



Come on...speed up a little bit here.  At the rate you're going we'll never catch that Coors truck!
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« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2008, 03:24:01 PM »



Hey, that's Stanley Kramer up there...floor it.
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« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2010, 10:33:40 PM »

Dave's new method of deer hunting, although interesting, ultimately proved not to be very effective.
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El Misfit
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2010, 12:01:45 AM »

"Street Bike" Tommy's father had an unfortunate crash while filming a movie
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You said "Minkey"!


« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2010, 02:47:45 AM »





Sid Caesar: Hey, Mr. Director?  Could we get a different stock background for this scene, please?
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« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2010, 03:03:28 AM »



Hey, dumbass!  Slow down!  You're gonna rear-end that manure truck up ahead!
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« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2010, 11:17:05 PM »

Finally, the Beverly Hillbillies truck is starting to look classy...
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« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2010, 11:23:59 PM »

Excuse, do you know where the nearest gas station is?
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